In A Constant State Of Nicotine Withdrawal

i don't tag anything with not safe for work because i want you to look at yuri kink porn on the clock. do your civic fucking duty

Not OTP nor NOTP but a magical third thing: I’m indifferent to your ship but your fanart fucking slaps

i heard in america they love to drive so much that they have a place called Road Island

when u plug a phone into a computer the comupter always charges the phone even if she has less charge than the phone bc the computer thinks that due to her size she always needs to provide for those smaller than her even when it hurts her more than it helps others. btw

Rattling the bars of my cage but you can tell my heart's not in it and I try to discreetly look down check my phone several times

what do you mean my disability disables my abilities? what the fuck

whenever i see a post about someone wondering how an  asexual and a sexual can be in a healthy relationship there’s always someone being applauded for saying well asexuals can have sex too or just because someone’s asexual doesn’t mean they won’t have sex but i have never, not once, EVER seen someone say well hey, some sexuals don’t have sex. you can have a full relationship without sex. just throwing it out there

Everyone in the notes saying polyamory and open relationships are great fixes for this too are missing the point. Ace people can have sex—and, yes, some enjoy sex. Yes, open relationships can be loving and healthy for ace people too. But ultimately you’re saying asexuality needs to be fixed by access to sex somehow. To quote op ‘you can have a full relationship without sex’. Your suggestion to find sex outside of the relationship with an ace partner completely misses that point.

nobody says stuff like "youre cruising for a bruising" anymore. they just say other stuff now

fake ass nonchalant I saw you finding joy in the mundane

i think hot shower should last forever i want to live in hot shower evolve slimeskin and big eyes live in hot shower hunt prey in hot shower sleep in hot shower never leave hot shower i love you hot shower marry hot shower reinvent sex with hot shower leave humanity behind for hot shower

bus is my friend. shes no train but shes trying her hardest in a world that hates her

wha if instead of jimmy falon his name was jimmy talon and he was a great and terrible bird

visiting the paris catacombs today and my mom messaged me saying "make sure you check the weather forecast before you go" . in the catacombs?

My liege, we are receiving word that the despicable dark lord of the western lands hath begun taking Estrogen and is now requesting we call her the despicable dark lady