birds, novid, and shitposts

Like to charge, reblog to cast?

I realize this is a cast iron gate but I’m choosing to believe it’s a magic protection ritual

It IS a magic protection ritual, and it summons an iron gate to protect you from intruders. 

“I cast Iron Gate!”

As a blacksmith I have been called a wizard by several small kids

so cool how advanced the algorithm has become, it literally only takes like a decade or more of spying on all my internet activity and then it can expertly curate a selection of 15-20 youtube videos that i don't really want to watch, and then keep showing me those videos over and over again for a week so i can scroll past them again. the future is now

People will talk about how the butterfly effect is real and tell you manifesting has actual, material effects on changing your life then turn around and say "I'm not wearing a mask because no one else is." Extra points when said to the face of a person in a respirator.

one of my top favorite character dynamics is whatever mensah and murderbot have going on

a rogue SecUnit will see a group of scientists and be like “is anyone going to protect them?” and not wait for an answer

#alternate closer #yes the forest is haunted but the trees are gorgeous

i understand its chronic pain but every day seems a bit excessive

there are two competing sects on this website - one that uses the word "spicy" to mean "neurodivergent" and one that uses the word "spicy" to mean "sexual content." i do not like either of them

I use spicy to describe food

my food is mentally ill and I’m putting my dick in it

Twilight

I'm currently living in a two-cat household, and there's a thing that happens where the first cat is calling for me, the second cat shows up like "you rang?", and the first cat immediately smacks the second cat in the face like "not you, knucklehead". They do this every day.

these hips don't lie but the truths they tell are strange and disquieting