A Wicked Convergence of Circumstances

Your fave is problematic: Pyaari Edition

take me to art museums and make out with me

But they said to not touch the masterpieces

Well somebody’s gotta pin the artwork to the wall

I’VE ONLY EVER SEEN THIS LEGENDARY POST IN SCREENSHOTS

Reblogging for the legendary Johnson, the security guard we didn’t deserve

Na, na, it can be like the fairy tale where a girl has to marry a Lindworm. (Lindworm wanted a wife, but kept eating the brides. There is a way to avoid getting eaten, and she listens to the instructions, even they sound insane.) Luo Binghe has to flay multiple layers off of Shen Yuan, until he gets down to something more or less husband-shaped. ((IIRC, the ritual the girl was told involved lye baths and whips.))

Luo binghe will fuck monster shen yuans centipedeussy and he will like it

Wow. I am deeply sorry for interfering with what was clearly a Vision

Na, na, it can be like the fairy tale where a girl has to marry a Lindworm. (Lindworm wanted a wife, but kept eating the brides. There is a way to avoid getting eaten, and she listens to the instructions, even they sound insane.) Luo Binghe has to flay multiple layers off of Shen Yuan, until he gets down to something more or less husband-shaped. ((IIRC, the ritual the girl was told involved lye baths and whips.))

warm bread with butter. reblog if you Agree

I’ve been there, and pando is a lovely being.  I reccomend everyine have a picnic with them.

BITE HIM FRIDAY

MY TEETH BITING HIS NECK FRIDAY

the oldest reblogs for this post that i can find are from january 2nd of 2013. this can has been getting kicked around tumblr for almost 13½ years now

And yet somehow this is my first time kicking it!

My grandma just called and, among other things, said “You have hips. That’s good! Men like hips!” and then she interrupted herself to say “Women like hips. People of your preferred gender like hips. I can never remember”  And I was like “Thanks grandma! My preferred gender is none of them, no thanks.” and she was like “Okay, no one will comment on your hips!” very self satisfied, like “aha, I have figured it out” I think like half her grandkids are some variety of not-straight and she can’t always remember which is which but she is the epitome of like “she’s a little confused, but she’s got the spirit!”

Update: I gave it some thought and my estimate was wrong. Of the grandkids that are out, it’s 1/3, not ½

I told my grandma that I’d told my friends about what she said and that some of y’all had said you wished she was your grandma, and she said “Well, you can never have too many grandkids!”  So like…consider her your honorary grandma* I guess? *if you want an honorary grandma, that is

Update on my grandma: I told her my hair was standing up, but instead of straight line it was diagonal and she said “That’s okay, you’ve never been straight!” and then laughed so hard at her own joke I thought she was going to drop the phone

Happy almost pride month! Have my confused-but-supportive grandma!

An update: my grandma just called me to ask if I knew it was pride month

Happy pride month!!

This is one of the most powerful images I have ever seen, and I will reblog it every single time because every single time it brings tears to my eyes.