Holy Crepe

This one was a long time coming.

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to get rid of it.

if you're interested in the Colorful support post i made regarding this, its under the cut. i'm livid.

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Dog Days by @/alternatemind (no tumblr)

WHAT A FREAKING AMAZING SERIES HAHA

This lovely scene is taken from the series of works for Dog Days and “woof” (badum tss), this series is so so funny and lovely and please I want more forever🤣

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What always gets me is that he isn't even particularly sneaking, he's just wandering around looking confidently lost and just a touch confused. He could just say he's an elderly man looking for the bathroom; his son ranks highly here and brought him along for whatever reason, and he got turned around looking for room his son got him.

Tatooine aged him enough that he could convincingly claim dementia.

He just. He just wanders around. He's barely hiding. I know it's the Force but he's just VIBING. He looks like he barely cares if anyone spots him! He looks like he's almost supposed to be there. Like he didn't see a security cordon and wandered into the employees-only section of a museum, but it's not even the humidity-controlled storage of priceless artifacts, it's the security breakroom. That's the level of out-of-place energy he's exuding. Innocently not quite right.

The Stormtroopers could literally just. Look at each other. Like. Yeah he's probably not some important guy's somewhat addled father, but what if this is like. Tarkin's dad or something. What if they arrest this guy and it's a Moff's dad. Tarkin could get away with bringing his father to the Death Star despite security concerns. What if that's what's going on?

(Joke's on you, troopers, that's Vader's dad.)

Meanwhile Luke and the gang are doing there own thing. Death Star gets destroyed as normal while Obi-Wan is off ship being bullied into a dementia clinic. Months later we get the awkward family reunion of Luke, Vader (dad?), and Obi-Wan (grandpa????? (Luke can kinda let the not telling him about Vader thing go, but Ben not telling him he is his grandfather is a completely different issue. Ben was right there his whole life!))

Obi-Wan nodded vaguely. “A mind is a terrible thing to waste… the Jundland Wastes are not to be traveled lightly…”

Vader’s sigh crackled through his respirator. “We are not in the Jundland Wastes.”

“No?” Obi-Wan blinked and looked around. The stormtroopers guarding him politely looked away. “Where are we, then? Is this Tosche Station?”

Vader stared at his old master. Obi-Wan had fooled him before, it was true, but could he really pull off such a deception to his face?

“This is the Death Star. You were foolish to come here. You have no hope of rescuing your precious princess.”

Obi-Wan’s gaze wandered away. “Who is more foolish, the fool or the fool who follows him?” He peered at his reflection in a stormtrooper’s helmet. “Hello in there.”

If the stormtrooper leaned back any further, he’d topple over.

Had Obi-Wan really gone senile? How under the twin suns had he managed to get this far?

“Follow me,” Vader snapped.

“Does that make you the fool?” asked Obi-Wan.

Vader whirled around, expecting to catch the old man with twinkling eyes and was ready to eviscerate him… but Obi-Wan was only staring at the ceiling and humming tunelessly.

“I’m not taking care of you in your dotage,” growled Vader. “I’ll lay all your secrets bare and destroy everything you hold dear. You will experience the full power of the Dark Side!”

“That’s nice. We can get power converters at Tosche Station.”

Vader still didn’t know if Obi-Wan was acting. But he was certain of one thing.