Rock Paper Scissor Wizard

Everybody say "thank you south america" for the humble potato

I think we should figure out what age we’re living in now so we can say how it’s collapsing to each other

Our age of plastics is collapsing

Our age of silicon is collapsing

that’s mozilla herself

it fucken wimdows

just saw a chair so photogenic I had to reevaluate my feelings towards plastic furniture

the problem with tumblr spells is all of you lil sluts are casting and not giving it time to charge so you're all casting cantrips and not 9th level death spells. everyone wants to be the one to take them down no one wants to be the one who assists

Wait stop. everyone +like now and spread it a little but cast on the same day in August. lets try August 6th or something.

CAST NOW

i have a suggestion

fantasy really did cook with dragons as an allegory for weapons of mass destruction, more specifically as a symbolic manifestation of the insatiable greed that drives men to seek to claim ownership and control over such weapons

like oh man i sure hope your dismissal and objectification of highly independent and intelligent beings as "savage beasts" and the fiercely possessive pride you take in their subjugation doesn't reflect your broader ideological values haha. can you even imagine.

I invented a new trend called “drink sleepy tea and go to bed”

It's just a fad, it'll pass.

Think again. China has been doing this trend I just invented for over 4,000 years.

"trump dying won't fix fascism" neither would a big steamy bowl of pad thai but I still want it

ublock origin is not enough i need advertisers to feel physical pain

may i make a suggestion