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But this… This is something else.

The rapidity of a meme’s introduction to its zenith to its decline is so rapid that in ten years, you’ll need a damn twenty-page manual to explain this. It’ll be as unfunny and hard to explain as jokes in Shakespeare plays, except even more inexplicable because fuck, at least Shakespeare’s jokes are usually about anal or fucking your mother, good wholesome sex jokes we can all get behind.

ok let me see if i can break this down easily. YMCA is the easiest place to start - the song itself has become a meme over time with people changing the lyrics to reference other pop cultural events. so YMCA is meme one (1)

this first lyric replacement (”take the breadsticks and run”) is a reference to the tumblr meme ‘stuffing breadsticks into my purse’. i think everyone remembers that one so i wont bother to explain it. that’s meme two (2)

“man door hand hook car door” is a meme of its own, a creepypasta from i dont remember when. it was a terrible stupid retelling of the generic ‘stuck in a car while hook handed man tries to kill us’ story so the stupid title caught on for memorability. that in and of itself is meme three (3)

‘gun’ is… yeah i dont know how to explain gun. long story short you add gun to the end of a phrase instead of what you expect the last word to be. its shock funny. its everywhere but its popular to add to “man door hand hook car door” for.. some reason? gun is meme four (4)

and the thing is, this four meme combo is something thats gone around before. meme combos are, itself, a meme. which means taking this meme combo and mixing in another meme actually becomes meme five (5)

which leaves us at loss.jpg. loss.jpg was a terrible bad comic supposed to be about some tragic event, but it was presented so poorly literally no one takes it seriously, and for some reason recreating the four-panel setup has become popular. so thats meme six (6)

well i added my contribution : )

The memes here come from the following chains, starting from the bottom right:

This current chain with 35 layers before this.

This chain with 27 layers. By @cerbi-my-babyyyyy

This other chain with 35 layers. By @gay-girl-thing

This particular chain with 28 layers. By @thewintercavalier

Another chain with 27 layers. By @be-gay-cause-crime

This particular chain with 29 layers. By @theforgowolf

Yet another chain with 27 layers. By @thefirstjackal

And this last chain with 29 layers, yet again. @memermemedout

except. okay ive gotten used to horny media, like that's completely normal to me yep

but when REAL people?????? mention they do things????? date people???? im like HELLO???? WHAT?????

i have a teenage coworker (she's like 3-4 years younger than me lmao) and she????? keeps talking about her love life and like she asked this volunteer at work out?!?!?! and im like?!?!?! HUHHHG?????????????????? WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT??????

like its so INSANE. to me. that she is experiencing GENUINE ATTRACTION to these people???? like how?!??!?! can you look at a human being and be like "yeah i'd hit it" WHAT????????????????

she only saw this guy ONCE

and SHE ALREADY HAS HIS NUMBER

I am Arran, god of the most important thing

Not really helping my reputation here, autocorrect …

@justactgaussian

@ten-of-imps

@technicallyeldritch

@abirdsnest

@atlaswashere

@contemplativepancakes

@mychemicallazaruspit

I need to find the God of the night, so we can figure out if we’re siblings, tragic starcrossed lovers or eternal enemies.

@thegneurshk

@whale-in-that-case

Mmm yes. The T R A I N E N G I N E.

@alexanderpukish

@godofchaos69

@jokerswild233

@grabowskibeepboop

@blackbear63

@zoxsansnc

I am Grabowski, go of the other people who ship it

I did have to go back a little for it to make some sense but I wanna try again

I am Grabowski, god of the blog

Hmm…

@weirdo09

@lilitblaukatz

@vaniloqu3nce

@97buttons

@hellothereandimsosorry

@oh-so-no-curse-words

@cxsually-cruel04

@nebulasaurus

@lazerem

Oh please no.

😂😭???? does that mean I get to pick??

FUCK NO I DONT WANT TO BE THE GOD OF HIGH SCHOOL

that tracks

HELLO WHAT 😭😭😭

I mean rocks are pretty neat so that’s cool :D

ok. that’s normal.

Well I don’t make the rules

Apparently I’m Jonathan Sims, head archivist of the Magnus Institute, London.

??? Not what I expected-

Wtf ughhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh not againnnnnnn

@crimsalwaysawake @scribblesandink @exlwandering @w4nd3r3r123456 and everyone else who wants to participate!!

w h at countries??

Yeah…. no

Canon to my story

yeah okay. I’m overpowered basically

wow yeah i guess. thats accurate. i think thats what id be

oh uh. alright bud -🍞

I am Mafia god of the world cup

The fuck

@kiweegamez

@eluxurex

HELL YEA🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅💥💥💥💥💥💥

@sasaleletrebol

@orisretr0

@kiweegamez

@fish-bowl-buddy

accurate imo

I am for some reason the god of the earth—

Wait…drawing idea :0–💥💥💥

Hey friends! Wanna join? :3

@quirkyfries @astrofairy06 @ruin-swifeband @geisthaul @geistknockoff @theinfamousmaybelle @birdyjellyfish @ez1ra-deactivated20250305

Heh, Goddess of time here

im choosing to think that means im in everyones walls

ew its so weird ok

I AM AMOS, GOD OF LOVE AND TRUTH

thats ofdly wholesome actually

I’m Sol, god of all those people who were born on the first day of school

…okaaaay

I am Evan, God of the four people who died in the attack on Wednesday morning at the airport

LMAO WHAT THE FUCK I LOVE IT NOOOOO

npt:  @fictionalsimp09 @l1ve-l4ugh-lov3craft @kayylivesinchaos @look-a-gay @rainystarssx

@bibeantransbean @taleofapart-timepoet @birdiebirdjay @lesbian-disaster-tm

@bralnwashed @soupyloopyx @lesbian-disaster-tm @clodyghost @whydousernamesevenexist

@zsrntyouil @blueberry0409 @here-am-i-sitting-in-a-tin-can @aceofspades42

What

No pressure tags:

Hehe!

@b4rty-r0s13r-w1ll-fck-y0ur-m0m

@whatonearthisgoingon

Love it

I could work with that

No pressure

@thepicklekingog @complimentary-breadbasket @unnecessaryheadache @outromoonyy @bitchy-marvel-dude @mareestar @cryingoverdeadgaywizzards @sirius-crowley-immortaltwinks @whos-fin-anyway @cherrylusstuff @sizzlinggladiatoryouth @thornsunicorn @i-eat-asphalt @glitterysaladpandapurse-blog @cryxtalmushroxm @justletmereadhungergames @cherriblossomm @your-local-bi-guy @princesspraise @courageandnaanbread @sheensdreams @fastenchantedrebel @littlejumpingjoan @behind-blue-eyes-remastered @camp-jupiter-demigod @every1luvsguenivere

OOOO i could DEFINITELY work with thisss :3

I AM MARBLES, GOD OF THE WORLD.

Mmm yes this is a very fitting title for me. Bow before me, puny mortals.

What.. what does this mean??

@mildly-cold-grape @rockydog90210 @rosiens @theplumthief @a-jar-of-beetles @aerealz @avhira @deity-of-the-forgotten @unstable-cucumber @kx1sxy @conjug8

WHAT GAME

but also eheheheheh

@koko-blueturtle @starsndaggers @goldennebu3lla @itsnotmyfaultimthisway

dam im hades now ig???? nico im your dad

tags :

I’m Zurophina, God of the corpses

How- what-

Nvm….

I’m Alder, god of the universe

I win >:3

??? well not the worst thing ever

In a time where news is just numbers, and images pass in seconds, there are faces that remain. I am one of them.

My name is Abdelmajid. I don't carry an extraordinary story — I share what has sadly become ordinary in Gaza: Waking up to find no roof above me 🏚️, calling out to my mother and hearing no reply 💔, surviving a certain death… only to face the daily battle to live.

We used to believe war was a moment that would pass. But we’ve learned it may begin… and never end. It doesn’t just take homes — it takes childhood, voices, the faces we love.

Since that day, I no longer have a little world called my room. No key. No quiet corner. What remains? Fragments of memory… and a flicker of hope I carry every time my niece looks at me and asks, "Why did this happen to us?" 👧

I’m not writing for pity, nor for passing sadness. I write because we need a voice — someone to carry our story back into the rhythm of this loud world 🌍

You may not be able to end the war, but you can ease its cruelty on those who survived. You can extend a hand to someone trying to rebuild from rubble 🤝

Whether you donate, share, or simply read these words to the end — your action may go unseen by cameras, but it makes a real difference ✨

For authenticity, Abdelmajid is verified and listed as #537 on the GazaVetters trusted vetting list. ✅

On my old server, there was a character named ßillyßadass.

This never failed to make me laugh, because that letter is not pronounced like B. It is a sharp S. 

Д as an aesthetic A? Дon’t be a дumbass.

И as an aesthetic N? don’t be sillи.

П as another aesthetic N? stoп it.

У as an aesthetic Y? ty bad.

Ш or Щ as an aesthetic W? nope. it’s “sh” and “shch”!

Я as an aesthetic R? surprise! it’s “ya”.

There is so much going on here that we need to properly break it down:

Η (eta): Long “e” sound like in “free” Ψ (psi): “ps” sound like in “psychology” or the noise you make to call your cat Ρ (rho): equivalent of English “R” Λ (lambda): equivalent of English “L” Τ (tau): equivalent of English “T,” one of two letters properly employed here Φ (phi): equivalent of English “F” Σ (sigma): as noted above, equivalent of English “S” Μ (mu): equivalent of English “M,” other properly employed letter That “presecription” Rx combo: Does not occur in Greek or any other alphabet, what the Hell is it doing here Θ (theta): soft “th” like in “thing” Γ (gamma): Kind of an asperated “gh” sound like you start to make a hard “g” but stop halfway through Δ (delta): hard “th” like in “there.” Χ (chi): asperated “kh” like in “challah” Π (pi): Equivalent of English “p”

The other letters do not occur in the Greek alphabet, although you will see English letters used for things like names and titles.

So when we put it all togheter, this miracle of title design reads something like:

trump revoked executive order 11246, which prohibited discrimination.

trump put all dei employees on leave to be fired.

trump blamed the dc plane crash on dei.

trump banned all lgbtq+ flags from being hung in government buildings.

trump ordered the pentagon to cancel celebration of mlk jr. day, black history month, women's history month, holocaust remembrance day, asian american pacific islander heritage month, lgbtq+ pride month, juneteenth, women's equality day, national hispanic heritage month, national disability employment awarenessmonth, and national american indian heritage month.

trump proposed removing all palestinians from gaza, turning the area into a vacation resort called “riviera of the middle east”.

trump rolled back biden’s executive order to lower prescription drug costs for people using medicare and medicaid.

trump rescinded the $35 cap on insulin, and prices are expected to rise to $1500 a month.

trump ordered the national institutes of health to cancel their review panels on cancer research.

trump ended the guidelines to prevent ai misuse. the guidelines prevent many things, but notably it prevents production of ai child pornography.

when sean hannity asked trump about the economy, he said “i don’t care”, after campaigning with the economy as his main talking point.

trump has withdrawn the us from the world health organization.

trump is ordering health agencies to stop reporting on bird flu and halt publications of scientific reports.

trump has pardoned over 1500 people who stormed the capitol on january 6th.

trump changed denali back to mount mckinley.

trump signed an executive order to rename the gulf of mexico to gulf of america.

trump shut down cbp one, an app which granted legal entry to 1 million+ immigrants.

trump is allowing ice raids at churches and elementary schools.

trump announced plans to declare a national emergency at the us-mexico border.

trump signed an executive order to expand the use of the death penalty.

trump disbanded the school safety board that works to prevent school shootings. it was comprised of survivors, educators, and gun violence prevention advocates and formed after the school shooting in parkland.

trump withdrew from the paris climate act.

trump revoked all protections for transgender troops in the us military.

trump rescinded executive orders made by biden that benefited and protected women, lgbtq+ people, black americans, hispanic americans, asian americans, native hawaiians, and pacific islanders.

trump is attempting to make it legal to refuse to hire or fire pregnant women.

multiple state legislators are drafting bills to allow the punishment for abortion to be the death penalty.

trump pardoned 23 individuals convicted under the freedom of access to clinic entrances (FACE) act for their anti-abortion activism, including oftentimes violent protests at abortion clinics.

trump signed an executive order allowing deportation of foreign students who they believe express support for hamas or hezbollah.

trump announced that the us government will from here on out only recognize male and female as sexes. intersex is not legally recognized anymore.

the trump administration paused health communications to prevent the fda from announcing food recalls.

andy ogles drafted a constitutional amendment to allow trump to be president for a third term.

the us senate confirmed russell vought, one of the main authors of project 2025, will lead the white house budget office.

andy biggs introduced a bill to abolish osha and completely eliminate federal workplace safety protections.

georgia republican congressman mike collins called for the deportation of new jersey born mariann budde, the bishop who urged trump to “have mercy” on the lgbtq+ community and immigrants during a service at the national cathedral.

six states (arizona, idaho, iowa, kansas, mississippi, and north dakota) are planning on challenging obergefell v. hodges, which would end same-sex marriage nationwide. about a dozen more states have representatives are also considering filing similar resolutions.

amazon revoked protections for lgbtq+ and black employees.

the cdc has removed their hiv prevention page.

the united states state department has officially changed its “travelers with special conditions” page which previously said “lgbtqi+ travelers” to “lgb travelers”, completely getting rid of the tqi+.

every single republican told us we were overreacting. trump swore he had nothing to do with project 2025 yet continues implementing details outlined in it. not a single person has the right to tell us we’re being dramatic anymore.

hope “cheaper eggs and gas” was worth it.

you can do ANYTHING to this post, reblog, add polls, start a fuckin roleplay in the notes, like it, I don’t give a shit.

BUT