Zuri!!

NOT MY USUAL JAM, BUT THERE’S AN AWFUL LOT OF YOU CRITTERS FOLLOWING ME THAT SHOULD KNOW THIS

Stay safe out there guys

I think a lot of people forget that Wen Ning is hot. We know that both Lan Wangji and Jiang Cheng are jealous of him, but this is generally assumed to be because Wei Wuxian prioritizes Wen Ning over the two of them during the events of the novels. He prioritizes Wen Ning as a member of his found family, as a partner in crime and as his closest friend. But it is so much funnier—so much juicier, drama-wise—to remember that Wen Ning is described as physically beautiful many times in the books. An enemy of the state just stole Wei Wuxian from right under your nose, and he’s also hot. Humiliating. Devastating. 2 dead 3k injured

I still think it’s hilarious that the reason nobody ever figures out Superman’s secret identity or where he lives or what he does when he’s not saving the planet, is because he already told them all the Kryptonian stuff that can’t be tied to any of his human friends or family. I guarantee you the in-universe wikipedia article on Superman lists his name as Kal-El and the “personal life” section says that he lives full-time at his private fortress of solitude at the north pole. Nobody in the world looks at Clark Kent and thinks “oh my god, maybe he’s superman!” for the same reason nobody ever starts to suspect that their coworker who looks KINDA like Barack Obama is actually secretly Barack Obama – They know who Barack Obama is and know what he does and they know their coworker Greg is Greg and not Barack Obama. They have no reason to assume Barack Obama secretly moonlights as Greg The IT Guy at their workplace even though they’ve never seen Greg and Obama in the same place. At best, “Greg is secretly Obama” would be a running joke at the office, and the same is true at the Daily Planet. “Kal-El of Krypton, who lives in a CRYSTAL PALACE at the NORTH POLE and whose dayjob is SUPERMAN, sometimes puts on a suit and pretends to be a clumsy reporter and lives in a one-bedroom walkup in Metropolis” is a ridiculous concept to anyone who doesn’t already know it’s true

@unpretty

pjotv fans will straight up tell you the show is making the female characters so much more complex even though they scrubbed sally's story free off gabe's abuse and do the same for clarisse's fear of ares because hes primarily goofy as hell now and made annabeth a robot child soldier who needs to be taught how to be human and removed any of thalia's internal conflict of how she sees herself in relation to zeus and ultra-villified athena before she even actually appears in the story and canonized the ovid interpretation of medusa while sanitizing poseidon and finally created an original female character whose sole purpose is to absorb all of luke's villainous qualities so he can appear sympathetic without the villains' side losing its edge. did i miss anything

One bird in my neighborhood starts chirping at 4am, way earlier than the other birds in my neighborhood. If you think about it, it’s actually really annoying, and it probably pisses off the other birds too, including me, who isn’t even a bird.

Polyamory is safe for work. Polyamory is safe for kids. Polyamory is safe for day time tv. Polyamory isn’t more sexual than any other relationship and it can be just as romantic, sweet, and healthy.

Aggressively reblogs.

Maybe I've had one too many people walk out of my life without communication and I'm projecting, but I will die on the "Commodus at least deserved an acknowledgement/apology from Apollo without absolving him from his actions" hill. 🤟

Imagine a world where PrimeHood and TimKon coexist, resulting in Wayne Manor's most awkward thanksgiving dinner yet.

something something, reita “i want it bad” toritsuka and kusuo “you know i can’t” saiki

anyone else fuck with one-sided torisai or do i need to calm down