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FOR THE RECORD. i am aware that i am cheesy, corny, embarassing, cringe, stupid, have bad taste, etc. it just means i get to skip to the front of the line at the gates of heaven

if i was in an alien movie i'd be luring the xenomorph into a hot wok and adding chili, garlic, ginger, shaoxin wine, scallions, white pepper and sesame oil

Tag yourself I’m assassin.

ur girlfriend/boyfriend should NOT be ur first priority... ur first priority should ALWAYS be me, ur tumblr mutual

in charcuterie city, you'll always be cheesed to meet your friends

I hate charcuterie city I want to go somewhere else

this is all that's left.

this is all that's left.

"lock in" is probably one of the most important phrases to enter the public lexicon in the 2020s

it sucks that Magic will always be this thing I am intimately familiar with and have an overwhelmingly amount of knowledge about, but has moved entirely to the margins of my life. I have other hobbies and purpose in my life. It's not the end of the world. It just hurts to lose something that's been so important to you for half of your life, not because you gradually grew apart from it, but because it became abruptly and irreversibly drowned in sludge.

serious question: can anyone else see this post? am I hallucinating?

this is like Schrodinger’s fucking meme because half the time the pic is deleted and the other half it’s visible