OneWholeCabbage

Would it be considered “gay” to go for a walk in the evening?

we are gonna be vacuuming up this post for the next five years

i miss vhs tapes and cds i miss feeding my computers and tvs yummy treats. now theyre eating nothing. theyre being born without mouths

functionally suicidal character saying “I would die for you” to their significant other and its like. I get the sentiment, honey, but if a hot dog vendor told me he’d sell hot dogs for me, I wouldn’t feel very moved now would I

Now a functionally suicidal character saying “I will live for you”. Now that’s a dynamic I can sink my teeth into.

now how about a functionally suicidal character saying "I will sell hot dogs for you"

Hotdog vender lays down their life to protect their suicidal partner, who then takes over the hotdog stand to carry on their memory...

It's like talking to a 2010 Old Spice commercial with you people

The people have requested a print, so it's up now in my shop!

guys i just got the best anon ever idk if i can post this i want to keep it framed in my inbox forever.

[Image ID: An anonymous ask which reads “Your blogging is middling and your special interests are unbecoming and passé. Blocked.” End ID.]

My jaw hit the FLOOR at this art omg