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having an actual consistent set of morals in a vibe-based world full of people who say they have a "strong sense of justice" as shorthand for "I get really pissy when I don't get what I want" is kinda exhausting lol

winning battles in my schlocky sci-fi setting by flying my spaceship upside down and making all my floors look like ceilings so when the enemy crew tries to board it the artificial gravity makes them all fall into the ceiling and hurt themselves and my guys can just execute them while they're down

this is fucking with my head so hard

Thanks! I hate it!

I didn’t read the description at first, I just saw “optical illusion” and tried to figure out what it was. Now, the way I do that is by unfocusing my eyes (it’s useful for a lot of things really), and when I did that, I saw it as a regular grid. My thought process legit went “huh, so the optical illusion is that these semi-diagonal lines look parallel when you blur your vision”, and that seemed perfectly sensible to me; it never crossed my mind that maybe it WAS parallel and the optical illusion was that it seemed to NOT be parallel. Brains are WEIRD, man.

fascinated by jeff the killer tbh. everyone in that creepypasta has generic white usamerican names (jeff, keith, barbara, billy, etc.) except for jeff the killer's doe eyed little brother liu. why is he liu. is liu chinese? it's okay if he's chinese. is jeff also chinese? has jeff the killer been chinese this whole time? am I a bad person?

if vampires existed in real life i think there would be shady companies advertising "organic blood" sourced from "willing donors" who are coincidentally all poor people being paid like $5 per blood donation. and like haughty vegan vampires who only drink a synthetic blood drink thats brewed in a way thats actively worse for the enviroment. and radical traditionalist vampires who go on tiktok and claim that true alpha chads have to drain and kill people and anyone who leaves their victims alive is a liberal cuck. enter the world of hypothetical insufferable vampire politics with me.

You guys would like my posts a lot more if you had my exact life experiences and internal monologue

Human bodies are so weird like the upper half consists of every single vital organ and the lower half is legs

In 2026, the chicest thing a gay actor can do is never explicitly come out as gay but also make it abundantly clear that he is. Coming out is too modern. Staying closeted is too old fashioned. But this method merges contemporary freedom with Old Hollywood glamour and allure, and it weeds out the dumbest people who truly don’t get it. I call it the Pascal Method.

Taylor Swift does this

no she doesn’t

You clearly don't go here or to queer history and signaling, or both, enough to have this conversation and I'm not going to explain it to you. You could have asked questions, you could have done even a modicum of research. You didn't and you made yourself look ignorant. Goodbye.

#I'm fucking crying#this is an instant classic#this is the next meme#i can't believe I'm here to see a baby copypasta nary two hours old#I can't#lol#i laughed way too hard#iconic

The difference between living to avoid shame and living to destroy it.