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on twitter this got a bunch of responses like “wow even the evil fujoshis? the homophobic yet hypocritically fetishistic ones? what if the fujoshi is racist?” and like well no obviously not in that case.

“shoutout to everybody from new jersey!” “even the new jersey serial killers…?”

THE AGE OF PINING IS OVER

we have to start running a massive PSA campaign to young gay people so everyone understands there is a difference between being a dom and being a top and between being a sub and being a bottom. and also that sometimes you are neither a sub nor a bottom and you're just like shy. we need to be handing out flyers we need ads at every train station spreading the word

fuck i forgot to partake in handmade crafts and whimsy

What the fuck is that

Jabiru (Jabiru mycteria)

Quick shout out to the Down syndrome kid from my after-school program back when I was in grade school. Like yea he had the usual issues but he was a sweetheart and quite funny; and one day both his parents showed up at the same time to pick him up and I had the experience of meeting a family of genetically disabled people that had jobs and a home and a kid in school and it was a profoundly normalizing experience for me like I couldn’t take eugenicists seriously after that because like “no they totally can have whole entire meaningful lives with marriage and children and work and hobbies have you not met Dennis??” Anyway quick shout out to Dennis you were a real one

What I've learned is that all men are beautiful, you just have to know how to see it. Sometimes there's a certain angle that makes your heart drop, or the way they talk, or the way they love something. Sometimes it's just in how they exist. Men are great

to anyone who has "friends" who malgender them: cut them off. those people arent your friends. slap them in the face. call out their transphobia. you arent a man or a woman just because of your negative traits. they want to make you feel bad about your gender. hanging out with transphobes like that is incredibly harmful for your mental health and might even drive you suicidal. if you feel like you dont want to be friends with anyone anymore thats also fine, im aplatonic and i can tell you not having friends is just as valid as not having a romantic or a sexual partner. your health matters

To be fair imagine you just arrived in 2018 from Victorian England and discovered Take On Me, what are you supposed to do, not blast it loud enough for your family to hear it all the way back in 1876?