* despite everything,

you only like me for who I am

asgore is the biggest victim of sunk cost fallacy. he is the most stubborn person alive he will kill himself to stick with a decision. when you guilt him enough in undertale and tell him you dont want to fight repeatedly instead of stopping he just lets you kill him faster. he would rather die than step back from a disgusting decision he made. anyways im really excited for chapter five of deltarune certainly he hasnt trapped himself in his own asylum he made for himself

Strait closed again because the Israelis are way too genocidal and can't stop murdering people

i would fuck him [remembers im talking about a real person] um [remembers its normal to be attracted to people] i would fuck him

genuinely asking but um. is there any hope? like at all?

new better call saul spin-off:  a demolition crew in albuquerque is destroying the ground of the old meth lab seeking the legendary heisenberg’s treasure. they find an old ornate coffin at the bottom of it, with the words ‘LALO’ engraved on it. noting that it’s locked from inside, they decide to open it as the sun is about to set…

we see a little kid in florida stealing a pie from a windowsill. a dramatic close-up reveals the legendary mcgill birthmark…