earnest shitposter

Uncut cock. Reblog if you agree.

i wish usb ports were several magnitudes larger and made a hefty "kerchunk" sound when you plugged stuff in

imagine Benedict Cumberbatch furiously trying to hide a boner.

this is the ugliest post on this earth and if i have to see it so does everyone else

I want to do that thing caterpillars do with the coccoon. I don't even want to come out different I just want to lay down and be warm

they turn into goo inside their cocoon:)

it probably feels awesome

one of my patients came in for an emergency visit, because she snapped the wire on her retainer watching the movie when MBJ took his shirt off she clenched her teeth so fucking hard she snapped it. that is the fucking funniest shit ever to me this tiny 17 year old girl thirsting so goddamn hard she busted steel

We interviewed her, obviously.

Such a developing story.

I love this story

This was a wild ride from start to finish

I know I say this a lot, But this is one of the best things on this website

Sophia is currently doing great in college, and I still get about one kid a month in the office who asked if this really happened.

I found it!! The original post!!

HAS SHE SEEN SINNERS

Preferably when she wasn’t wearing the retainer.

Also posting ass an then posting your kids on tumblr should amount to a fine of $300 cause bitch what are you doing?