earnest shitposter

i love declining birth rates 🥰 "what a horrible problem! society will collapse!" oopsie it looks like you're gonna have to make having children worth it 😊 teehee you're gonna have to improve society in order to fix this problem, or it will all collapse. oh noooooo. how horrible. :3c

I wanna say farm life sims are ridiculous, but honestly if a butch girl who ran a farm talked to me every day and gave me flowers twice a week I’d be sucking her cock by summer

whenever my bladders full it makes me mad i dont have that fetish so i get double miserable

Can’t get this on any other social media

people aren't even exaggerating indeed is literally like that. walmart attendant $13 an hour, target attendant $13 an hour, AI dick sucker $40 an hour, home depot attendant $13 an hour, guy who designs bullets that can only kill children $160k a year plus benefits, gas station manager $18 an hour

Ugly Duckling sequel where the swan is like hey it's nobody's fault and I don't think anyone did anything wrong per se but nonetheless I did feel really alienated and depressed for most of my youth and those years do continue to affect me in the present day and their mom is like, so what you're saying is that you think I'm a failure and a bad duck.

they wouldn't have censored us like this on the jeremy renner app

Celebrating pride month by fucking you and your boyfriend/husband

Happy pride to this questioning king

i really think getting 5 minutes to play with a 4-inch tungsten cube (which weighs 41.62 pounds) would make me have a realization about life equivalent to a shrooms realization.

my life isnt perfect but at least im not doing a mans laundry