earnest shitposter

Tumblr I need everyone to log in rn because the most important, quotable, instantly iconic celebrity post of the century just dropped

A ship — a magnificent ship — full of gay men. And me.

my boyfriend was really athletic when we first got together & hes still muscular but has a belly now :/ idk how to tell him its a turn off w/o hurting him

Why would you fuck Adam sandler

it’s funny bc I think I have a lot to learn, with blindspots that I’m still trying to fill in by reading more and talking to people etc, but when I’m hanging around certain family members I suddenly become The Wokest Person Alive just by merit of having made some attempt to not be shitty. and this isn’t level 3 discourse like “conflating submissiveness with a preference for bottoming is misogynistic”, it’s basic shit like “no, health is not a state of mind, and sick people are sick for reasons beyond bad attitude,” and “no, you should not loudly talk about how shocked you were that a Nigerian man was at grandma’s funeral,” and “please don’t say that about Jewish people,” and so on.

Didn't you retweet incest porn on 9/11?