I'LL DRIFT AWAY!

so many posts about charlie kirk on my dash today and it's not even like the anniversary did something happen

wait hold on. i did some googling and apparently he got hit by a semi truck this morning? and he's in the hospital in critical condition

One time I came home from uni very upset and my younger siblings asked what's wrong. I said that mutated flies in our lab escaped because someone broke their jar. I didn't even realise how scary it sounded to them until I saw their faces lmao. I was upset because we were short on said flies (they don't reproduce very well) and my siblings thought that some crazy radioactive fly monsters escaped and we are all fucked now. Love being a mad scientist in their eyes lowkey

Charlie Kirk is scheduled to speak at UVU. I have the opportunity to do the funniest thing of all time

IT WASN'T ME I PROMISE

instead of “this person made good art so they can’t be a bad person” try looking at it like this: “this person made art so they can’t be a good person”