I'LL DRIFT AWAY!

just saw the funniest thing on twitter where someone was broken up with bc they ate 7 croissants im CRYINGGGG

man why is any other cola in the world fine but it feels like pepsi goes directly to your colon and starts digging

straight up they carbonate pepsi with the souls of car crash victims

#literally genuinely truly people need to stop stereotyping 'ugly' nerd guys like this because it's extremely old#I can tell you right now you're more likely to get a rancid opinion out of a rich conventionally attractive dude just statistically#also stop using people's photographs to make mean jokes when you don't even fucking know the person thanks bye

they should invent a term for shipping were I don't think they should be in a romantic relationship however I believe they are each others parasite and separating them is not an option

free the nipple has to make a resurgence for a number of reasons but bro look at our upcoming eternity of wet bulb temps youre smoking straight up cock if you think im keeping a shirt on when it hits 105° in new england

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our age of blogs is collapsing

littlegermanboy is a sick fuck and no one should follow them and you should send hate mail

don't actually do that

:(

kennedy get off tumblr respond to my 8ball

the crazy thing is i wasn't even on tumblr i was actively texting in the same group chat as him on discord

do i know you

can anyone find the satiric newspaper headline that might have been something other than the onion that was along the lines of “‘This Is More Relevant/Timely Than Ever,’ Says Theater Company About to Put on Oldass Play Worse Than Has Ever Been Done Before”