hating you is just too hard.

i bet it feels good to be an underwater plant just swaying in sync with the flow of water

commenting on fics is so fun because you get to read the most beautiful story about your favourite characters for free and maybe it made you cry or maybe it made you laugh or both and then you get to tell the author hey I loved this! and sometimes you’ll get a notification saying they replied with something nice back! it’s like the antithesis of that salinger quote. I DO get to call the author up and have a chat with them actually

literally thank god sex isnt real and was just invented by big fiction to emphasize greater social and psychological themes i was getting scared id have to do all that