live to tell

Why douche when you just pop a tide pod up your ass and become a human washing machine.

Your posts are literally gonna kill some young, naive twink

this was the glass jar guy verbatim

I'm afraid to ask.. what happened? 😬

Fuck this is so disgusting

This post is a fucking Pandora's box of awful

Oh my God. This gets worse every time I see it!

This is why I live alone. I don’t want to be remembered as a murderer, and I’d kill each and every one of these jerks.

800 photos on Instagram. Had the profile 10 years. That's like one photo every 4-5 days.

men literally think we shouldn't get to be human... they will go to any and every length to make sure our lives revolve around them completely

And gals this is why it's a good principle to not date men 10+ years older than you (not to say it's the women's fault at all)

i'm literally an artist who doesnt create anything. no i can't explain it to you

i could write this out as sheet music

every time i see steven universe discourse i think “what if people were this intensely analytical about My Gym Partners a Monkey”

my url is better than yours

youre my shadow self and i need to kill you

salem was very trully representative of the gays. Like i watched my fair share of lgbt movie but this cat held more of my identity and culture than any gay character on tv

Oh I like him he looks like he would appreciate my jokes

This dude would have great stories at a get-together and would bring some really great homemade dip. 

I feel like he really digs Lo-Fi Music

would you guys like to see the most unique rare and blessed picture i’ve ever taken?

listen I think we all know jordan baker from the great gatsby is a lesbian

when ur watching cutthroat kitchen and it cuts to alton for a few seconds looking pensively at a competitor and u reach for the nearest writing utensil because you know hes about to give some random cooking advice

Niggas think it’s “gay” to listen to female artists. Masculinity is awful.

Masculinity, isn’t awful what you described was sexist.

pillars of masculinity reenforce sexism and homophobia.

Agreed, not trying to argue but I wanted to make it clear that masculinity isn’t an awful thing. Some things that are masculine reinforce positive things as well. It’s that way you wrote it is what I disagreed with.