Welcome!

hey, what's going on? i heard laughter coming from your house. what's so funny? can i come in

(bashfully) so ive been growing little men in tubes...

I literally got a windows 10 outlook email in my sleep. This has to stop

everyones into corruption kink until you accidentally try to sign into your home computer using your work password

It probably is kind of fun to be a parent bird and find big fat bugs to put in your child’s goalpost mouth. And the more you do it the larger your baby gets, which shows your progress. Mine is reaally big, think I’m going to get a high score this time. It has a unique skin too, I’ve never even seen this one before. Has anyone gotten that one, dark brown and white belly with stripes? It’s not even in my Wrenpedia, it has to be a really special unlock

I’d appreciate if you didn’t call my child a “parasite”, thank you very much! Typical r/childfree