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not saw related but i do have to hand it to whoever made the banana splits movie for saying, “most people don’t really care about this niche kids property anymore, let’s go wild and do a bloody horror movie with them and see if that’s anything.” we need to do that with more stuff. when will i get my horror adaptation of barney.

was midway through a text rant to my friends about how i could make the most 6/10 ass stereotypical mascot horror barney movie about a serial killer that is a traumatized former child actor on barney who hijacks the suit and takes the live audience hostage and makes the audience play evil versions of the barney games (i don’t actually remember any of them) to liberate the kids from their parents and teach the main character about standing up to her dad or something when i realized i’m just doing death game horror again. all roads lead back to saw i guess.

the name would be something like “barney loves you” and the tagline would be “no more purple dinosaur” and the trailer would have the i hate you you hate me let’s get together and kill barney song! i could literally do it with a sound stage seven actors and five gallons of fake blood! it would be so easy! fuck!!!

don’t get it twisted. this would not be a good movie. it would not be intended to be a good movie. it would be intended to be a movie you watch on tubi while you’re drunk.

I actually would love to write a horror movie set in a dead mall or an abandoned beach resort, just because I find spaces that were designed to sell you something and that were abandoned once people stopped buying very interesting. In some ways I feel like that’s at the heart of mascot horror, too– after the grinding wheels of capitalism have moved onto the next shiny thing, what happens to a place?

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so many people post like they are from the dimension of No Misogyny because the misogyny all around them just registers to them as fine and normal

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update: it's eyes turn green when the other team has a penalty

Encounter: junior league hockey god

made me laugh thinking abt if you do porn your boss could walk by and be like “fuckin hard or hardly fuckin?” and that might be pretty funny. well im alone there now. in our “special place”. waiting for you.

The thing is every step of the situation does actually make perfect sense if you follow it more closely. Why is Farage stepping down and immediately re-running? Well he's trying to delay the investigation into his finances and also pull a PR stunt. Why is no-one else running? Well they don't actually want him out of parliament yet because they want the investigation to continue. Why is his main competitor a man with a bin on his head? Oh that's just Count Binface, he runs every time there's a high profile by-election. Why is he Count Binface? Well he used to be Lord Buckethead but he had to drop the character due to a copyright dispute. Why was he Lord Buckethead? Well in 1977, Star Wars was released in cinemas,

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