Welcoem To My Fuck House

made me laugh thinking abt if you do porn your boss could walk by and be like “fuckin hard or hardly fuckin?” and that might be pretty funny. well im alone there now. in our “special place”. waiting for you.

The thing is every step of the situation does actually make perfect sense if you follow it more closely. Why is Farage stepping down and immediately re-running? Well he's trying to delay the investigation into his finances and also pull a PR stunt. Why is no-one else running? Well they don't actually want him out of parliament yet because they want the investigation to continue. Why is his main competitor a man with a bin on his head? Oh that's just Count Binface, he runs every time there's a high profile by-election. Why is he Count Binface? Well he used to be Lord Buckethead but he had to drop the character due to a copyright dispute. Why was he Lord Buckethead? Well in 1977, Star Wars was released in cinemas,

DIVA ALERT

imagining someone in the world making use of my 4pm on a monday doodles is sick as hell

men are harassing me today and misgendering me on purpose to try and get an EPIC LOL reaction outta me. you should show me your love and send me grocery money. my cashapp is $thecatgirlprincess

Welcome to British politics!

Godspeed Bin Man

never forget that time buck Amazon Primed a basketball so that eddie would play with him and stop playing with tommy and they could get their own hoop so it could just be them and no one else forever and then he cradled said basketball in his arms while eddie, beautiful, had a giggly phone conversation with someone who wasnt buck. and he pouted about it because no one else should get to play with his eddie. thats his eddie