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I mean, in some very interesting Technically Correct ways, they didn't actually die? Now, they're very much no longer alive. But the forces involved are such that they didn't get any of the usual cellular processes of death, they simply went from biology to physics in less time than it takes a signal to travel down your optic nerve.

hello male writer. before you is a typewriter. you have one day to write a novella with a woman as the protagonist without describing her breasts. the timer begins now

Her ass was like a peach, and brother I’m in her pit.

well. that one’s on me

Happy 9th birthday to Anemone song

Terfs are still actively stalking me apparently, maybe help me pay my bills before they get me removed from the internet?

i joke Abt the reblog pass but y'all genuinely gotta stop being scared to engage with black art made by black people and that includes the usage of the word "nigga"

love when a charlie brown adult starts making an announcement over the MTA system and you just sort of have to hope it wasn't that important

getting dick from the olive garden waitress and she's putting it in little by little like "say when"

getting pussy from the olive garden waitress and its obvious that they just microwaved that shit in the back

holy shit, to say it "keeps the violence rate down", when these women are being violently raped. aka they dont count it because they dont care when it happens to trans women.

anyone who uses the r slur at this point needs to just be recognized as a hateful bigot and we cant be quiet about it anymore. genuinely. get mad at people for this. point it out and be annoying about it. no you cant reclaim it you just want an excuse to be bigoted

they should invent a way for me to do tasks without the mind torture

it does seem like some serial fiction producers are under a mistaken impression that all your plot threads must be resolved in the finale and thus the finale is either bloated and noisey or a bunch of plotlines get dropped. mate you can in fact resolve threads before the last moment

It’s too hot to give a fuck that the prime minister resigned…again

This is almost better than finding out new info through the supernatural meme