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sex is a distraction from your true purpose in life which is to go to the aquarium and look at the fish and go "wooooooaaah.... fishies". cmon guys we all need to lock in.

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TIL “Yankee Doodle” was written by the British to mock americans. “Doodle” is thought to come from the German “dödel”, meaning “fool” or “simpleton” and “macaroni,” a flamboyantly stylish type of dress, painting the Yankees as morons who thought placing a feather in one’s cap made them a “dandy.”

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toastpotent-deactivated20250619

so you’re telling me that “stuck a feather in his hat and called it macaroni” would be like saying “wrote a G on his belt and called it gucci”

beggars-opera

that’s…a pretty good analogy actually

ti-bae-rius

US moron came to town

Hunting for some coochie

Wrote a G up on his belt

And this bitch called it Gucci

ti-bae-rius

Seeing my notifications get flooded with this every July 4th is the only thing I respect about America

imathers

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quinnspinkcamera

when people are like "i didn't come here to make friends" i'm like thats sooooo unrelatable. i am always on the look out for some girl friends. I would be in that hunger games cornucopia like "your ex boyfriend did WHAT."

urie

chris fleming has done it again

#chris fleming #video #stand up

probablymoons

ngl some of these posts sound shortsighted so i’m pulling out the Marjane Satrapi quote:

"You are American, I am Iranian, we don’t know each other, but we talk together and we understand each other perfectly. The difference between you and your government is much bigger than the difference between you and me. And the difference between me and my government is much bigger than the difference between me and you. And our governments are very much the same."

#persepolis #marjane satrapi

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I’m going away for a long, long time…

#music #lord huron

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Revolving doors, what have I done?

Revolving Doors

Gorillaz

#music #gorillaz

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#music #olivia dean

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To Wong Foo, Thanks for Everything! Julie Newmar (1995) dir. Beeban Kidron

#to wong foo

laufeysons

Labyrinth (dir. Jim Henson) premiered 40 years ago on June 27, 1986!

#labyrinth

yocalio

THE WITCHER 3: Wild Hunt (2015)

#the witcher

licensedproldier

absolutely incomprehensible screenshot

#dropout #game changer

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