I wouldn't be so worried if I wasn't always right.

this is somehow already a classic short video

This looks like it was shot in 2019 and 2006 all at once

does anyone have the video of the guy reading the children’s book with the cats and he’s like russian or something and he’s reading out the cat drinking sound effect and he’s cracking up and he’s like “lürp lürp”

me on every server i’ve ever been on

also today i was walking my dog and some old dude, in southern fashion, stopped to talk to me about her for a solid 5 minutes and at one point she started barking at something and i said sorry she’s so loud and he said to me “aw that’s alright. she’s a coonhound so she’s got lungs fit to blow the trumpets at rapture” and then chortled as though he hadn’t just spit the southern equivalent of shakespearean improv at me on the street

I was working on Prince Edward Island a few weeks ago and an old guy who was mentioning to me about a really tall and strong guy that he knew, and said casually, “If he hit ya, ye’d starve to death rolling” and then moved on with the conversation like he hadn’t just painted the most ridiculous picture in my mind of Island life.

My grandma once said “does math faster than southern women at a baptism” and that shit is hilarious to me, the South is a beautiful place linguistically.

It’s dangerous to go alone. Take this.