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You're Dean Winchester and you're used to unanswered calls. You are your own emergency contact. You are the protector, not the protected. And then an angel you didn't even believe in saves your life and the first time you pray to him, he comes when you call. Immediately. And he smiles and tells you it's good that you believe. And maybe, just maybe, you can start to believe that someone will answer your calls. That you deserve to be saved.
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the "came back wrong" trope except like... they didnt. like this mad scientists wife died, and so he studied necromancy, brought her back, and she came back and it all worked. like she came back exactly the same as she was before with literally no difference. but the scientist guy is like "oh no... what have i done.... shes Different now!!!! she came back Wrong!!!!" and shes just like. chilling. reading a book. cooking dinner. shes just so so normal but in the guys mind hes like "oh shes soooo weird" but shes just normal
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NO its a JOKE and YOU DONT GET IT. ITS NOT THAT DEEP
While she was dead he put his memory of her on such a high pedestal that she could never live up to it alive
alternatively‚ she came back perfectly fine but he thinks she came back wrong‚ because the tragic reality is that he never actually knew his wife
im going INSANE thats MY POST.
It's your post but the journey to posting it changed it to such a degree that even its closest intimacies are now foreign to you. Sorry dude.
These kinds of responses are my FAVORITE. Some examples to answers to this question I have heard:
1.
“Okay, and who’s the president?”
“Obama, no wait, shit *vehemently* fuck, I hate him… what’s his name…”
“It’s okay, you know who he is.”
2.
“Who’s the president?”
“*drunkenly angry and confused* ..uhhhhhhh…Orange… damn it what’s the fuck’s name….
“Yup, good enough.”
3.
“And who’s the president,”
“Not fuckin’ Obama!”
“I feel ya.”
4.
“Who’s the president- wait, nevermind you’re from Korea you said, right? So who’s-“
“Everybody knows that Trump-bitch.”
“Oh, well, alright then.”
5. (My personal favorite)
“Who’s the president?”
“Ew.”
“Good enough.”
My roommate is a neurologist and has to do this check all the time. Her all-time favorite so far has been “ay dios mio” during which the woman was vigorously crossing herself.
lol me too , lady
One time I got “that orange fuck” from a very cute little old lady with urosepsis
I have - quite unintentionally - contributed to this phenomenon.
I was waking up from surgery in the post-op observation room, where they kept people before sending them off to the ICU. The nurse was talking to me as I was semi-awake, telling me that as soon as it was ready, I would be sent to room 2008.
I did not hear the word “room”.
I started trying to sit up and get out of bed (entirely unsuccessfully), shouting (mumbling forcefully), “He’s not president yet! I have to warn everyone!”
That’s awesome. Thank you for trying to warn us
i’ve been looking for this post for ages and it finally crossed my dash again
(( *smiles* the post is back))
Paramedics had to stop asking “who’s the prime minister?” in Australia because it changed so often that not knowing the answer wasn’t really all that indicative of anything.
One paramedic reported receiving the answer “I haven’t watched the news today”.
Meanwhile in Germany, the joke goes that a teenager is waking up in a hospital bed, the nurse asks them who the chancellor is and they say, “hang on are you telling me that can change?”
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THIS IS THE HARDEST I HAVE LAUGHED IN SO LONG YOU HAVE CURED MY DEPRESSION
This is one of the greatest posts I’ve ever witnessed. The payoff was amazing.
My roommate heard it going and went “OH MY GOD is it EVER going to resolve?” then the payoff hit and she busted up laughing
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I’VE BEEN TRYING TO find this again for THREE YEARS but once Free! came out I couldn’t google ANIME SWIMMING CLIP ANYMORE
This is such a god damn amazing piece of animation
Oh myfdb c
I have a cryptic need to reblog this as much as possible
Are we gonna ignore the sounds this man is making
The transition at the end is SENDING ME
I feel like I should note for anybody who has never swum competitively that “your feet touching the bottom during a lap” is an instant DQ in every league I’m aware of or have ever swum in. He’s not just terrible, he’s “instantly lost” terrible.
See, he looks like he’s standing but according to the lane markers it’s more of a full speed vertical floating situation.
when she says she doesn’t send nudes
when guys objectify women and expect them to send nudes
when someone asks you about your nuclear plans for russia
When Russia sends you nudes
#what the fuck happened here
This is my favorite post in all of tumblr
reminder that this post is now illegal in Russia
reblog it, because Russia can´t
Thanks Obama
When Russia makes this post illegal
I HAVE ONLY SEEN THIS IN SCREENSHOTS
I will reblog this every goddamn time I find it on my dash
I have a piece of tumblr history on my blog now
What the-
I haven’t seen this in about 4 years. I’m glad it’s back.
@hellsite-hall-of-fame
I saw this as a screen shot once and I just found it on my feed I’ve been blessed
Kinda sad today. My brother and his gf who I live with are about to split up and now we are going to have to move. I took down all the art on my walls.
ppl who celebrate fictional character birthdays are annoying pass it on
FUCK this post and happy birthday sonic
Ten Years Of Ppl Who Celebrate Fictional Character Birthdays Are Annoying Pass It On
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Everyone please look at this snapping turtle, walking to the pond outside my house, still groggy from a 6-month nap.
the music made this one of the most hilarious things i have ever seen, thank you so much.
GJJGJRKGNH THE MUSIC GOES UNDERWATER WITH THE TURTLE
Just gonna—— leave this here
Oh my fucking god! You are a genious. What alphabet is that?
Enochian ;))
Wait, seriously? There’s a real translatable enochian alphabet out there? Wow. What you did is some next level crossword puzzle, I’m impressed!
Lol it was fun to do, kills time and it’s pretty relaxing, also noticed it’s not completely accurate since a lot of letters looked the same but the one near Gabriel’s head in the 3rd one is supposed to me Mother’s and not With an R since the R and M looked alike a lot
Picture 1 aparently refers to Luke 1:19: “And the angel said unto him: ” I am Gabriel, I stand in the presence of God and I have been sent to bring you this good news"
(And the next bit chills me, in the context of Gabe’s current situation Luke 1:20 is “And now you will be silent and not able to speak until the day this happens, because you did not believe my words, which will come true at their appointed time.”)
The rest is from Luke 1:35 “the angel said unto her, “The Holy Ghost will come upon you, and the power of the Most High will overshadow you; therefore the child to be born will be called holy—the Son of God.”
Picture 2 isn’t enough to guess at a verse.
Picture 3 is probably:
Ephesians 5:18 “And do not get drunk with wine, for that is dissipation, but be filled with the Holy Ghost.”
Pic 4
I’m guessing Luke 1:35 again. “ the angel answered, “The Holy Spirit will come on you, and the power of the Most High will overshadow you. So the holy one to be born will be called the Son of God.”
GUYS THIS IS SO COOL WHAT THE HECK
I am endlessly impressed with this fandom.
rest in peace to this diva
when she says she doesn’t send nudes
when guys objectify women and expect them to send nudes
when someone asks you about your nuclear plans for russia
When Russia sends you nudes
#what the fuck happened here
This is my favorite post in all of tumblr
reminder that this post is now illegal in Russia
reblog it, because Russia can´t
Thanks Obama
When Russia makes this post illegal
I HAVE ONLY SEEN THIS IN SCREENSHOTS
I will reblog this every goddamn time I find it on my dash
I have a piece of tumblr history on my blog now
What the-
I haven’t seen this in about 4 years. I’m glad it’s back.
@hellsite-hall-of-fame
I saw this as a screen shot once and I just found it on my feed I’ve been blessed
rip king, truly nobody was doing it for weird sci-fi and fantasy obsessed nerds like you 💔
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RIP to the absolutely incredible, gorgeously kind and enthralling Anthony Head. I hope wherever he is, he's playing his pink Nintendo DS.
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