Glitter and Bruises

Handing the Google executive currently chained in my basement a piece of paper that reads "Shall I end your torture?" with one checkbox that reads "No" and another that reads "Maybe later."

I imagine if the fae existed, Jews and especially rabbis would have a lot easier time dealing with them than gentiles.

If you need an exorcism you find a catholic priest. If you need to get fae contract divorced, you find a rabbi.

I am not Jewish, but I would buy every book of a series featuring a rabbi who has a side job dealing with the Fae.

The Exorcist and the Rabbi are partners... When the problem is talkative the Rabbi takes the lead, when the problem is violent the Exorcist is in their element.

Ooh! I'd heard of her books and wondered if I'd like them. And that's really neat! I'mma order/download that and read it on the plane today.

If you're comfortable accusing anyone of faking disability, you're not a real ally to disabled people

[Description: the video is captioned "Find the duck game", and we see several blindfolded women in hijabs groping around an enclosed ring while spectators look on, cheering and laughing . After a few seconds the camera pans so that you can see the duck, who is waddling around, casually yet resolutely resisting capture. Periodically the women collide with each other. They do not find the duck. End ID]

my bugbear of the day is that i think its odd when people say "femme trans man" or "masc trans woman" they automatically assume it means no hrt. nothing stoppin someone from going on estrogen and also being butch. you can be 8 years on testosterone and be camp about it. being gnc is a whole spectrum babey open your eyes.

it is my experience that people with dermal implants and eyeball tattoos and 34 visible piercings are the sweetest people you'll ever meet and will cry if they see a pigeon with a broken wing. it is also my experience that clean-cut people in polo shirts with perfect smiles will vote against your rights and say the most disgusting things imaginable once they think you're out of earshot.

I Defeated the Demon Lord but it Turns Out the Demon Army was Largely Unaffected and I Fell Victim to a Flawed Belief in Great Man Theory

Medium sized slug on my porch floor attempting to very slowly eat a single piece of dropped cat kibble

It's too hard for him, every time he tries to take a bite he just pushes it across the smooth tiles

He has managed to push it up at an angle where he can try to bite it without pushing it forward so much

Whoops he's dropped it again

I have to go to bed now so I can lie down and use a smaller computer for several hours and pretend it counts as rest, I will report tomorrow on whether the kibble piece is gone

The piece of kibble is two thirds smaller! Victory for medium sized slug!

🐌🏅

The other day I saw a small slug in my compost trying to eat an entire strand of cooked spaghetti

I’ve been dealing with stuff the wrong way. 

Did we get an answer on the 17.9m part?