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If Morbius was played by Danny Trejo, it never would have flopped.

also just an aside but i do want other bisexual ppl to know, esp younger bisexual ppl, that you really really do not have to obsess and over analyze your sexuality at every turn. you’re allowed to just identify as bisexual. self reflection can be healthy but should be done in moderation. not reciprocating someone’s feelings does not mean you’re suddenly not attracted to that entire gender and there’s absolutely no quota you should feel you have to meet in order to “really” be bisexual.

No matter how much Osmosis Jones yaoi you draw it still takes place inside Bill Murray.

this is like seeing the tip of an iceberg drift past me, & i know theres some weird shit at the bottom of that iceberg but im just not going to make myself look any deeper than the tip today. thank you for this glimpse into your world op

texting my coworker “hey! how are you feeling” and reading it 40 times to make sure i didn’t accidentally type how are you sex cum penis ass cum porn 1080p hot cock

i’m not “lazy” i’m just a fragile victorian maiden. i can only handle 1-2 mildly taxing activities a day before i have to put myself down for a nap until dinner

I desperately need to go to the seaside for 6 months for my health.

I am in need of a retreat, someplace warm and fair. My health cannot continence this dismal century.

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smokin that shit that made youtube poop

morality is definitely a human concept but i do think that dolphins know what they do is wrong

 i think it was cruel to give lightning mcqueen a foot fetish, as he lives in a world where all feet are wheels. he has nothing.

sorry i wasnt talking to you i think