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vergak

Zillow house listings

aaays-and-bees

>go right

vergak

giugirl743

>go left instead (looks nice and fun!)

vergak

bunjywunjy

>…go back to the right

Go left

Go forward

> Ascend

Go right ->

Open the door! :3c

I wanna see what’s inside!

vergak

Congratulations! You Have Made It To The Ping Pong Chamber!

anachronic-cobra

vintage-tigre

#Who gave a tornado ozempic 😭

ponett

you just don't get shit like this with 8-episode streaming seasons

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dankmemeuniversity

but-a-humble-goon

Oh fuck, the Hulk is now in Dark Souls.

krimreader

Supergirl in Stardew Valley. I'm pretty sure that's just a regular visit to the Kent farm though

mysticorset

Pokopia x The Pitt.

Extremely serious medical drama with Chancey leading a team trying to solve health mysteries. Ditto comes in on the regular with the consequences of increasingly implausible and irresponsible acts. Despite the story happening over 15ish hours, Ditto is admitted and discharged no less than 6 times.

punkrocklorax

This is wild.

hunter-rodrigez

beardedmrbean

nathanielbuildsatesseract

This is what having auditory processing issues is like.

stormywinter42-deactivated20250

What the fuck.

shaxxmeer

excuse me??

stormywinter42-deactivated20250

My doughnussy is being censored </3

bloodstained-butterfly

why did tumblr hide my mutuals doughnussy for 5 months

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eilooxara

Oat milk was discovered much more recently than you may have known. Like many now-familiar technologies, it was found by accident during the Apollo program when NASA learned what a zero-g environment does to goat milk.

tuckedinbugw

Nothing like holding my love

Cats Copy. Hence the phrase copy cat. And this cat is clearly fond of this dog as a family member, and just now realized by observing:

"OH WAIT Human is making biscuits on this dog brother and it HELPS with his pain??? Hey I can do that!! I can do that too! Look! Biscuits!!"

hollyevolving

Veterinarian at the next follow up: "Dog is looking really good! But I'm concerned - with this kind of progress, it looks like Dog is getting HOURS of massage every day. If you work yourself into a repetitive motion injury, you won't be able to keep up with Dog's home physical therapy, and, you know, you'll be hurt, too."

Human: "I give Dog a massage for about 30 minutes a day. The rest is all Cat."

syekick-powers

extremely underrated subgenre of tumblr post: when someone makes a general statement about something, and another person offers a counter-statement that's just completely nonsensical, and the OP just agrees instantly even if it makes no sense at all

examples:

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feliza-navidad

gay-mormon-wizard

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enbyogre

Ryland Grace is Sandy from Spongebob

enbyogre

#I GUESS

brothermouse-skeleton

Animorphs books be like

Page 1: I am a child soldier. My every waking moment is defined by fear and paranoia. My dreams are full of unprocessed trauma. The fate of the entire world rests on me and my friends. I failed my geography test because I do not know the difference between Equator and Ecuador. Also, I'm really hazy on the difference between geography and geology. Again, the fate of the world rests on my shoulders.

Page 13: <Now THAT is a sexy monkey>

Page 26: *The dopest animal fact you've ever heard*

Page 27: Do you know about thermals? You do? Too bad, I'm going to explain them again.

Page 36: *fart joke fart joke 90's pop culture reference barf joke*

Page 40: Rachel kills someone with her bear hands. Not a typo.

Pages 3,15,16,25,26,30,33,37,40,44,46,50,55,56,57,60: TSEEEEEEEEEEEER!

Page 47: I willed my bones to melt faster. If there was a single bone in my body in the next ten seconds, everyone I ever loved of cared about would die an excruciating death.

Page 50: Funny alien thinks he's people.

Last page: *The gang goes to Burger King to avoid thinking about their war crimes*

derinthescarletpescatarian

#what the fuck is animorphs about

I thought the post made it very clear what Animorphs is about. Thermals mostly.

#animorphs

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