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This is what having auditory processing issues is like.

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stormywinter42-deactivated20250

What the fuck.

shaxxmeer

excuse me??

stormywinter42-deactivated20250

My doughnussy is being censored </3

bloodstained-butterfly

why did tumblr hide my mutuals doughnussy for 5 months

eilooxara

Oat milk was discovered much more recently than you may have known. Like many now-familiar technologies, it was found by accident during the Apollo program when NASA learned what a zero-g environment does to goat milk.

tuckedinbugw

Nothing like holding my love

beemovieerotica

cairviecorvi

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elisecairo

rosslynpaladin

Cats Copy. Hence the phrase copy cat. And this cat is clearly fond of this dog as a family member, and just now realized by observing:

"OH WAIT Human is making biscuits on this dog brother and it HELPS with his pain??? Hey I can do that!! I can do that too! Look! Biscuits!!"

hollyevolving

Veterinarian at the next follow up: "Dog is looking really good! But I'm concerned - with this kind of progress, it looks like Dog is getting HOURS of massage every day. If you work yourself into a repetitive motion injury, you won't be able to keep up with Dog's home physical therapy, and, you know, you'll be hurt, too."

Human: "I give Dog a massage for about 30 minutes a day. The rest is all Cat."

syekick-powers

extremely underrated subgenre of tumblr post: when someone makes a general statement about something, and another person offers a counter-statement that's just completely nonsensical, and the OP just agrees instantly even if it makes no sense at all

examples:

ajarofham

feliza-navidad

gay-mormon-wizard

enbyogre

Ryland Grace is Sandy from Spongebob

enbyogre

#I GUESS

brothermouse-skeleton

Animorphs books be like

Page 1: I am a child soldier. My every waking moment is defined by fear and paranoia. My dreams are full of unprocessed trauma. The fate of the entire world rests on me and my friends. I failed my geography test because I do not know the difference between Equator and Ecuador. Also, I'm really hazy on the difference between geography and geology. Again, the fate of the world rests on my shoulders.

Page 13: <Now THAT is a sexy monkey>

Page 26: *The dopest animal fact you've ever heard*

Page 27: Do you know about thermals? You do? Too bad, I'm going to explain them again.

Page 36: *fart joke fart joke 90's pop culture reference barf joke*

Page 40: Rachel kills someone with her bear hands. Not a typo.

Pages 3,15,16,25,26,30,33,37,40,44,46,50,55,56,57,60: TSEEEEEEEEEEEER!

Page 47: I willed my bones to melt faster. If there was a single bone in my body in the next ten seconds, everyone I ever loved of cared about would die an excruciating death.

Page 50: Funny alien thinks he's people.

Last page: *The gang goes to Burger King to avoid thinking about their war crimes*

derinthescarletpescatarian

#what the fuck is animorphs about

I thought the post made it very clear what Animorphs is about. Thermals mostly.

#animorphs

tiktoksthataregood-ish

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Does anyone have any leads on some Pokemon Sword & Shield fan dubs that have actually British voice actors? There are comic dubs with some gooders but I can't seem to find any of the in game dialog.

Specifically I was hoping to find some with Piers and/or Marnie with Cockney accents, and Lee/Hop with Scottish ones.

All the videos I am finding are one with Americans trying their best and missing the mark by a wide margin. I am positive SOMEONE has done this by now, but i cannot find it for the mountain of not-quite-what-I'm-looking-for

#Pokemon #pokemon swsh #pokemon sword and shield #pokemon piers #pokemon marnie #pokemon hop #pokemon leon

skittyminecraft

x

arabella-ardor

faggotjonesss

basi-boy

this video has been the last hinge holding me together for weeks now. I need to watch it once a day or I'll start disintegrating

eeveelotions

heres the translation I found online for fellow enjoyers

princedanger

nails hair hips heels

#severance

The family Bit is to treat any compound word or two word phrase as if it is [adjective] + [noun] regardless of its actual grammatical components and then hand it over or do something with it while saying, "your [noun] has been [adjectived]" in a bad British accent.

your dinner has been krafted

(or sometimes, your roni has been macked)

your litter has been catted

your mon has been pokèd

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evil-scientist

i have invented this bunny-defeating wire to defeat bunnies

bunniesinformermagazine

whgy do youy fackinngng hateme

sgt-cookie-2

Me (A time traveler visiting 20-year old Mozart): OK, so, this is called an electric guitar, basically instead of the body functioning as a resonance chamber, it produces music by harnessing the power of lightning. Do you have any other questions?

Mozart (Currently shredding Violin Concerto No. 1 on the guitar, having figured it out within 30 seconds): What other music can be made from harnessed lightning?

Me (Loading up some heavy dubstep): Oh, we're just getting started.

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