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just received the best text message I’ve ever had. from my mom

fighting for realism in a children’s fantasy franchise is only ok when it’s funny. DONT argue about whether or not the 8 year old should be able to build and fly planes. DO argue about whether or not he should have to pay taxes on those assets

Phineas and Ferb filled out their roller coaster building permits in crayon in the pilot

Look I know this is a scientific publication but you don’t understand— we need to include milk and cookies in the photo. We have to. Otherwise the science suffers

hey @markscherz what kind of beast is this and why does it have bell bottoms

This is Cruziohyla craspedopus, and basically it has evolved to look like a leaf and not like a frog when sitting still during the day (they are nocturnal). Apparently bellbottoms break up your outline and make it harder for predators to recognise you as a tasty morsel.

What are your pronouns and would you like to join my union

i love how this is always showing up on my dash entirely free of the context that the ood’s response to this question is ‘the beast shall rise from the pit and make war against god’

Oh that’s just how it is in retail

me and the boys have a couple of chains wrapped around the sword in the stone hooked up to mikes toyota tundra gonna pull that fucker out like a tooth.

Me and the boys misunderstood the arcane nature of the stone and now the Toyota is king of England

@bovineblogger

Lady in drive through had a bearded dragon sitting on her boobs and she held it up and let me pet it. killing myself canceled

"art is not my strong suit" bestie this is amazing what are you talking about