do u wanna grope my tits while i’m wearing nothing but an oversized t shirt be honest

My worst fear? Being falsely accused of murder and having to sit in the courtroom while the district attorney reads out all of my Tumblr posts that say things like ‘I want a boyfriend for dissection purposes.’ and ‘I like it when men are bleeding and whimpering.’ Yours is snakes? Yeah. Probably a more rational fear. Snake bites are kind of erotic when you think about it, especially the whole sucking out the poison thing which doesn’t actually work but I love to see- Fuck! I’m doing it again. Goddamnit.

men with long hair are just sexual objects to me and for that im sorry

you know what? no. i'm done apologizing.

big bro doing the classic “sucking off the gun like a cock” thing while looking up at his little brother but little bro can’t even see the show that big bro’s putting on because halfway through he got way too overwhelmed and started crying and covering his eyes

codependent siblings.... codependent siblings save me....

oh, so you don’t want to play dead when we’re having sex? Oh okay. so you hate me

My parents didn’t love me enough as a child. That’s why I pretend fuck my brother on the internet.

everyone needs to stop having sex youre supposed to jerk off to your concepts face down in your dark bedroom

Can you imagine trying to be sexual wearing Vegan Leather. Oooh are you turned on by my unsustainable plastic. Does the wear and tear from 2 years make you wanna rub clit on the holes in my boots? Get real.

kitty petplayer licking bunny petplayer both of them think they’re the dom

got kicked out of wizard school for NO reason. okay yeah it was the spell of unethical BDSM but in my defense everyone involved retroactively consented to it

Sorry I said yippee when I heard you unbuckling your belt do you still think Im hot?

do u bite necks? have u bitten necks? will u bite necks? when will u bite necks?

Sorry I moaned when we were cuddling you made me feel safe and happy and it made me wet