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im fucking crying
Adding my own: Calvin Klein is MY FATHER’S AGE?!?

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okay let's bake a cake 🎂
butter
sugar
eggs
flour
milk
baking powder
vanilla extract
This artist's rendition is like a renaissance painting and is the most thing I've ever seen (affectionate) thank you for your service
ONE YEAR
let's bake a cake
butter
sugar
eggs
flour
milk
baking powder
vanilla extract
vanilla extract
Bake it Again
butter
sugar
eggs
flour
milk
baking powder
vanilla extract
vanilla extract
I’m participating this time hehe
i fucking found this omg
when someone is a christian they are not constantly asked their position on the holocaust the transatlantic slave trade the extermination of native americans or any of the thousands of atrocities committed by christians so why do muslims get asked about terrorism and jewish people about israel and are grouped in with specific bad people while christians are not required to explain themselves??
goyim and non muslims can and should reblog
[christians and all sectors of christianity that means you]
we noticed the position its actual limbs were in and spent a few minutes aggressively squatting at each other with our arms out
that's goddess pose
holy shit it sure is
Quetzalcoatlus confirmed goddess
you're laughing. charles dickens had a son named plorn and you're laughing
HE HAD A SON NAMED
WHAT
NICK I LOOKED IT UP AND SAW NOTHING OF THE SORT IS THIS A PRANK
technically his name was edward but everyone called him plorn
Edward “Plorn” Dickens. my god.
I have something worse
imagine getting stuck with the nickname Plorn
imagine getting sent to live in the Australian outback when you were sixteen
WHY WERE THEY SO CRUEL TO MY BOY PLORN
I have an answer to that one too
The face of a man whose father nicknamed him Plorn.
Born without a groove 😔
With each addition to this, I find myself nodding and murmuring, "Mm hm. The Plorn Dickens."

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quirky fourth wall breaking character but theyre just fucking. wrong about the medium theyre in. they keep making references to cinematic techniques and directorial styles and the other fourth wall breaking character is like "dumbass we're in a fucking comic book" and they are in a video game.
Well currently they’re in a tumblr post but I see your point
we're actually in a youtube video if this turns out to be funny enough
you guys say it like it wont get on Pinterest in a few days at most
you guys say it like
it wont get on Pinterest in
a few days at most
Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.
Game show called "What's Wrong With You" where a bunch of doctors compete to see who can diagnose a mystery illness (chronically ill patient whose lab results keep coming back normal despite obvious symptoms) first and most accurately. Pros:
Doctors paying off their medical loans with prize money
Chronically ill people getting free testing (MRIs, CAT scans, X-Rays, bloodwork, etc) and possibly a diagnosis
You can ding points for 'anxiety' and 'you just need to lose some weight'
Doctors are incentivized to find an answer, not just find something billable
Cons:
HIPAA
Wrong Diagnoses made because they were rushing
You can ding points for
‘anxiety’ and 'you just
need to lose some weight’
Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.
you know im starting to understand what this draft actually meant
you know im starting
to understand what this draft
actually meant
Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.
Hey. Why isn’t the moon landing a national holiday in the US. Isn’t that fucked up? Does anyone else think that’s absurd?
It was a huge milestone of scientific and technological advancement. (Plus, at the time, politically significant). Humanity went to space! We set foot on a celestial body that was not earth for the first time in human history! That’s a big deal! I’ve never thought about it before but now that I have, it’s ridiculous to me that that’s not part of our everyday lives and the public consciousness anymore. Why don’t we have a public holiday and a family barbecue about it. Why have I never seen the original broadcast of the moon landing? It should be all over the news every year!
It’s July 20th. That’s the day of the moon landing. Next year is going to be the 54th anniversary. I’m ordering astronaut shaped cookie cutters on Etsy and I’m going to have a goddamn potluck. You’re all invited.
Hey. Hey. Tumblr. Ides of March ppl. We can do this
Hell yeah moon holiday
Ooh coming up we should celebrate
PITCH: We call it Moon Day, and then every 7 years when it falls on a Monday, that's an even BIGGER deal and we call that Moon Day Monday and go absolutely apeshit about it (the next Moon Day Monday is in 2026 so we have a couple trial runs first)
HAPPY MOON DAY MONDAY

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Someone linked me this beautiful poster, and I'm just really impressed.
My contribution:
Someone linked me this
beautiful poster, and I’m
just really impressed.
Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.
Do people format their posts to be a haiku on purpose or what
Do people format
their posts to be a haiku
on purpose or what
Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.
lowkey kinda hate how all the pride flags are just stripes, can we get some shapes up in here pls
OK bisexual (czech)
Hell yeah 🤙
Biczechual
If I don't see any code geass cosplayers at the revolution themed dashcon I'm gonna be ... well, unsurprised. Because it's a largely forgotten show from 2006. But still slightly sad ... because the revolution themed dashcon is an excellent habitat for code geass cosplayers
Come on guys u wanna watch Code Geass: Lelouch of the Rebellion (2006) so bad
Steal her look 🔥
i mean seriously these are free ideas
Less than 1 month until the revolution themed dashcon

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I know this makes me a Bad Socialist, but I can’t help but find it hilarious when two rawr-kill-the-bourgeoisie types get to talking and slowly come to realise that they’re setting the bar in very different places with respect to the definition of “bourgeois”. Like, one of them is talking about the direct exploitation of the working class, while the other means “anyone who lives in a house”.
The guy with a good car is not your enemy
The woman with a few designer purses is not your enemy
The surgeon who makes more in a month than you do in a year is not your enemy
The family that vacations for 2 weeks in the summer is not your enemy
Ceos, billionaires, politicians, factory owners, private prisons, weapons manufacturers, Elon musk, Peter theil, owners of islands and multiple private jets, Jeff bezos, these people are your enemy. They are the enemy of all the working class.
The woman with a
few designer purses is
not your enemy
Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.