worm with problems

if you're an adult behaving immaturely i'm not going to "treat you like a child" about it because i have a lot of respect for children as an oppressed and vulnerable class of people. i will however treat you like an embarrassment. which you are being.

remember how utterly inescapable how i met your mother used to be with the memes and references and barney and bro code and wait for it... and then the finale was so hated it vanished overnight

The finale so successfully erased the show from public consciousness, that when people tried to come up with a name for the "extremely popular show with finale so bad that people just immediately stop talking about it" phenomenon, people called it... the Game of Thrones Effect. HIMYM got memoryholed so hard that people forgot it even existed

The BEST trope is when a character tells another “let’s run away together, we can leave all of this behind and start a new life somewhere” and gets rejected. And then the rest of the tragedy unfolds

daffy duck's pussy will be shown "in a tasteful manner" in the next Looney Tunes film

puthy

28 year old tumblr users will look at you and say do you remember thwomp day of 2013 when everyone was posting thwomp from mario 64 in different audio

I’ve lived alone cooking for one and I’ve been the main cook in the house for several people. I’ve worked with a budget of ten dollars and I’ve worked with a weekly budget of three hundred dollars. And either way there’s just never enough freezer space somehow.

I love feluka cause like there’s something about Luka getting with someone who is so morally grey and he knows like nothing about Felix except that he’s a genuine feeling person. And Felix feels like people only like him cause of his cousin, but Luka doesn’t care about that and he is just smitten and Felix has to learn to love again. And secrets are uncovered and they learn love and grow together but like lowkey people don’t know how close they are until BAM they find out. And people are like wdym you’re dating Felix Fathom?

the version of you from five years ago would be genuinely amazed by what you’ve handled since then. sit with that for a second