worm with problems

Non-binary people can't use they/them because they're only one person. Non-binary people can't use it/its because it's dehumanizing. Non-binary people can't use neopronouns because they're too confusing. Non-binary people can't use he/him and/or she/her because that's not gender neutral. Non-binary people can't use no pronouns because that's too hard to use.

my friend has made us watch british tv show Look Around You and we heard peter serafinowicz say "thanks, ants. thants." and we all turned to that friend and went ohhhh my god. so THAT'S why you say that.

Look Around You was so well-observed a parody of the old 90s BBC educational programming that when I first watched it my friend didn't realise it was satire until about a third of the way into the first episode

My absolute favourite is Birds of Britain, it's rarely not made me cry with laughter:

i love when parents used to say you’ll understand when you’re an adult and then you become an adult and you’re like ohhh i do understand. i understand that you were a weird fucking cunt. i know this because now i am a weird fucking cunt too. and i still don’t treat kids that way

My father, more times than I can count: "You don't understand, you'll see when you get out into the REAL world."