worm with problems

joke i like to make when a baby is crying in public is “we’ve all been there.” We literally have

i like to say “they make a good point” and nod wisely

@kittybroker

Take care of this kitty so full of love for the wonderful price of only $59.89!

that one rihanna ig post with Mine’s Bigger Than Yours written in the background w the caption My dick AND my forehead! is like poetry to me

e me a mail

make the attachment a pic of a snail

I still reference this post today. And yes, when I say I reference it I mean I sing it.

123movies & putlocker provide more for the people of this country than the army has ever

At least the army doesn’t take the money creators could have made. And is also not stealing anyone’s content. ^^

they kill people

a squirrel or perhaps a cardinal posted this

gar field? that’s not where they’re supposed to be

oh wow… how serene…

being a horror fan will have you saying sentences such as “i liked it a lot, super gross and sad”

Also true crime

no thats a different and worse thing i am not associated with you

everyone talks about the ocasional like from the respected mutual that makes you go oh thank god you haven't unfollowed me but no one ever talks about how it will never be on a good post. it's never you at your posting best it's always on some bullshit like: made sanbwich. with loaf (bad pun for love)