I’m thinking of Beginning it all

always a dread omen seeing the comments on a post saying "I love when the alt text is part of the joke!" bc nine times out of ten the alt text is not part of the joke, nor does it accurately translate a visual joke into language while maintaining the humor, but instead it is tangential to or a digression from the image being described and is only funny if you can both see the image and read the alt text, and therefore is actually a joke at the expense of everyone relying on alt text because they can't see the image.

If you stay up late to hang out with friends I don’t think you should have to be tired in the morning. I think it should be a freebie

good girl i mean they

thank you daddy i mean they

@chromaticabrasions

"he can't write women" is crazy because its not like women are aliens or whatever but i guess men dont see women as people so it all adds up huh!!!!

perhaps i am missing something but i just dont understand how this is an issue that is struggled with by men. i know i answered my own question above but sometimes i'm floored by the stupidity of it yknow.

and then these guys will sit at the top of best selling lists and be considered giants of the genres they write for. its fine i guess

every so often i remember how awesome the modern interconnected multicultural world is. i grew up getting to hear fairy tales from all over the world. africa, asia, europe, america. everywhere in between. i can have bagels for breakfast, curry for lunch, and ramen for dinner without even leaving the city limits. music and art and philosophy and technology that originated thousands of miles and years apart from eachother have come together and interwoven into something greater than the sum of its parts. its hard not fall into despair when thinking about the horrors but god. god the wonders.

you can have friends on the other side of the planet! neither of you even has to travel!!!!! you can just talk to them whenever!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[ID: a tweet reading: how it feels to ride your bike. the tweet is accompanied by a picture of a shiny red apple floating in the clear water of a lake or river. end ID]

I want to take a heaping batch of #peanuts and spread it all over me like I’m that peanut butter baby. You know the one.

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they should invent putting on sunscreen that doesn't feel like putting on sunscreen

have you guys ever seen a crocodile with its fingies out

rummaging for an earl grey teabag like its a cigarette