half-alligator & i ride tornaders

I love how much the Ankh-Morpork protagonists hate each other.

Granny Weatherwax is consistently described as handsome rather than beautiful and always keeps her hair tied up tight under her hat and has no interest in romantic or sexual contact past present or future and drives a janky old car broom which she refuses to let anyone else fix or replace and is deeply practical and self sufficient in her household management and is gruff and compassionate and mentors the younger members of her community and has zero time for bullies or bigots and what I'm Saying is. Stone Butch Granny Esme Weatherwax fucking When

Rereading the Tiffany books now and can I also say I'm also obsessed with Granny Aching and that's led me down towards Sybil too and then further like. AUGH I just love the way pterry writes women he writes them big and strong and caring and practical and unhinged and never writes a perfect hegemonic Ideal Woman he writes women that are Real they're fat they're scrawny they're old they're young they're stupid they're wise beyond their years they're wise exactly the level of their years and simultaneously stupid exactly the level of their years. Stone butch witch and her best friend in the world the horniest grandma ever. Their various adopted siblings children and grandchildren including a hippy who could explode you if she wasnt so nice, an opera singer inside a witch, and Me When I Was Nine. Werewolf. A dozen completely distinct Mulans. Incredibly angry goth civil activist who smokes like a chimneystack in a storm. Transgender chemist. Posh fat champion of the very underest of dogs. Old shepherd who would be a more recognisable witch if anyone could distract her from lambing season. Scottish Matriarch. Investigative journalist everyone respects until she looks down her nose at them in contemplation and they run for the fuckin hills. Vampire milf who keeps a gay boytoy around exclusively to cause political drama and dresses like an explosion in an antique store. Sex worker and revolutionary union leader. Absolutely fucking unmatched work by anyone especially a famous male fantasy author nobody is doing it like him

We should oppress evangelicals, but like, for real this time

nvm im ugly. selfie cancelled

literally every character who's been mind controlled and made to do terrible things feels awful and has trouble accepting that it wasn't their fault, meanwhile minthara baldursgate is like remorse is for losers and i didn't do anything wrong in my entire life ever