half-alligator & i ride tornaders

Diversity hire bryson ur absolutely slaying

i completely and utterly understand having reservations or conflicting feelings or even directly paradoxical ones around sexual violence and those who have perpetuated it, but ultimately if you’re going to walk around as a grown adult and describe yourself as a prison abolitionist or against incarceration or frankly anything meaningfully “leftist” while at the same time seriously talking about sexual harm as something inherently different and irreversibly evil that only subhumans disguised as real people can do compared to all other kinds of harm you need to just find a large deep hole and walk all the way down to the bottom and then you just can keep wasting everyone else’s oxygen down there where we can’t hear. nobody got any principles anymore it’s all just posturing racing to sound like the most coolest most badass #victimprotector first

if you think you can just follow me and start talking to me as if we were friends well you are correct

“Do it scared” “do it alone” are all great tips, but my biggest takeaway from therapy is do it messy. This is especially true if you’re getting out of a burnout, which I experience often. Literally just do it messy. You don’t need to pick the perfect trail to walk, the perfect playlist to listen to, whatever the fuck it is. You don’t need to have a meticulous to do list and wake up at the exact time you planned and drink the exact amount of water you planned to drink. Like the biggest thing for people like me to remember is sometimes it’s okay to do it messy. Put on a random yt workout and just get it done in sweats. Do 5 minutes of a daunting task and go from there. Sometimes just getting up is a win during intense burnouts or depressive funks. Literally just do it messy.

Crazy to think that seagulls existed before french fries.

Medieval seagull struggling to fly away with an entire purloined potatoe

Can i try to jerk u off with the engchanted gauntled please please please please

big pharma will try to sell u $20 cold medicine like spicy ramen doesnt cost like a dollar a pack and orgasms are free

big chemist will try to sell you £20 paracetamol like beans dont cost like a quid a can and havin a wank costs fock all

happy 125th birthday to bunny roger

oh god I got a picture of the moon you tumblr bitches are gonna LOVE