in nico we trust

Something nobody prepares you for is that the better you get at writing the harder it becomes. beginners write freely because they don't know enough to know what's wrong. then you learn. and suddenly you can see every single flaw in real time as you're making it and you have to write anyway while your own brain is in the corner going "that's a weak verb. that transition is lazy. you've used that word three times." getting good at this is mostly just getting better at ignoring yourself.

The most interesting question you can ask about any character is not what do they want. it's what do they believe they deserve. because those two things are almost never the same and the gap between them is where your entire story lives. a person can want love completely and believe they don't deserve it and that belief will destroy every good thing that comes toward them in ways they won't even notice they're doing. write the gap. the gap is the character.

(with the intention of ordering grapes from the lemonade stand) hey

transition timeline but about halfway through im inexplicably a cackling green witch for a few months before continuing as normal

going to the corner store to get more corners

hello my name is Stray Hair snd my big dream is to play the itsy bitsy spider on broadway. doyou mind if i practice on the side of your head.

has anyone seen my pet bacteriophage its name is styrofoam and its about [hand touching the floor] this tall

It's nice that loud noises don't stick to clothes like smells do. That would be really bad if they did.

Cleaning the house in a way that is harmful to myself and others

i bet the pain will end if i arrange a perfect enough sentence about it

if you're having trouble sleeping the best you can do is put a bright object close to your face and look at it for at least 30 minutes. if that doesn't work you can close your eyes but make sure to think really hard about a bunch of bullshit

I know that a lot of people like them but I personally find survival mechanics in video games to just be annoying. I have to keep track of how hungry I am and it doesn’t even taste good? How dare you.