in nico we trust

Sometimes "rarepair" means "you are literally the only person who posts about this on tumblr dot com" and you have to learn to be okay with that.

someone is putting up pictures of me around town and they all say I’m ‘wanted’. which is nice

brown eyes (beautiful)

brown eyes (beautiful)

brown eyes (beautiful)

brown eyes (beautiful)

brown eyes (beautiful)

brown eyes (beautiful)

brown eyes (beautiful)

it’s crazy to me how ice water is a uniquely american phenomenon. it’s the greatest drink in the entire world. how have other countries not hopped on board? genuinely don’t understand how sparkling water is ubiquitous in a way that simple ice water isn’t. whenever i ask for ice water outside the u.s., they put 2 ice cubes in a glass, and i’m always too ashamed of being american to ask for more. but it’s our single healthy habit! luckily i am always prepared (half gallon insulated water bottle that i fill with ice myself and then fill with water and always carry around with me) but it really is baffling every time i travel.

It’s fascinating hearing how other people think. My dad says he has to think of a full sentence word for word before he says it whereas I don’t know what I’m gonna say until I’ve already said it.

i'm sorry i never did your tag game. i love you

istg the phandom is unhinged like no fandom I've been in before I feel like I could say "hmmm I wonder how many times dan and phil have each respectively blinked on camera since the start of their careers" and within an hour of me posting it someone would be like "oh actually phanniephreak1 has been keeping count since 2015, here's the link to it" and the information will be perfectly fucking accurate

And you picked that example because it's a real thing right?

oh my fucking god.

you have a disgusting storytelling addiction

It’s true. It goes back a long way, too. It all started when…