MzRowan

its morning. i see my childs Throh getting some oj from the fridge. 'morning', i say. he doesnt catch himself in time and says 'morning' back. he freezes and we both stare at each other knowingly. 'throh,' he says, but its too fucking late

Erika Toliusis (b.1969) - Pacific Angel. 2022. Oil with palette knife on canvas.

in honour of wolvie returning to the big screen here's a fond childhood memory

Listen, totally cool. My plant becoming Catholic is a great deal for her not dying over the summer. But now I must navigate this interfaith household. Keep me in your thoughts.

(Naming my plant "Gift of God," and then giving her to a seminarian with just the explanation that it's a prayer plant? Okay, that's my bad.)

So Theodora's a free agent according to rabbinic opinion. I guess I'll permit her to be Roman Catholic.

Sound definitely needs to be on

“So here’s your–here’s our hotel room. The door to the bathroom is clear, so you enter the bathroom, and everything’s normal, you look at yourself, and everyone who’s in the hallway can see you. And over here’s the shower, it’s relatively private. You enter the shower, and like wash yourself– *breaks down laughing* Well okay okay, you decide to wash your hands, or sit down on the toilet and– *another fit of laughter* Fine, fine, it’s actually all okay because you grab this and you…uh, and you’re like ‘I want some privacy’”, and you close–you close the curtain, and then you close this curtain– *laughs* And you close that curtain too, and now you want to sit on the toilet and you’re like ‘Okay everything’s closed, you can’t see in", and so you sit down on the toilet– *intense laughter*“

You know, during the Battle of Lexington and Concord. The battle that kicked off the Revolutionary War. Because only a Masshole would say “the war” and be referring to the American Revolution.

This is part 1, the next part will be gender identity centered :)

reblogging this with the addition of my favorite comment on the post

The rest of their meal was very, very quiet. It was exquisite.

Murderbot + text posts [201/∞]

I am, however, devastated that we never got an episode where any captain’s voiceover is strained and slow. very precise about the events they’re describing. While the screen itself is showing the most batshit insane events and making it clear that the captain is trying VERY HARD to keep everyone involved out of a court martial.

(She is extending her paw to all the gay-married people today 🐾)

Just random thoughts inspired by that adorable cat I just reblogged.

illya is so dramatic oh my god i love him

unhinged old book and pamphlet covers that I can’t stop thinking about