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Mutuals do this

somethingusefulfromflorida

You've heard of parallel play, now get ready for perpendicular play.

amuseoffyre

Hot cross buns?

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velartis

Franz Kafka, 1912

robo-butts

I think I'll start sharing my cosplays here. It's been a very, very long time since I've cosplayed at all, let alone made the thing myself.

So this last month I put together a Rincewind cosplay for Colossalcon! I'm getting to the end of listening to all the audiobooks and it makes me a little sad its almost over 🙃

#discworld #rincewind

ozempicofficial

thisishowyoumakemovies

That comment is spot on AND sciatica stretches are legit. The best treatment for sciatica is get stretchy.

Signed: Willem Defoe fan with sciatica

wethekeegsta

For anyone who doesn’t know, Sciatica is pain due to compression of the sciatic nerve, which runs from your buttocks down the back of your leg. The reason this stretch is helpful is because the sciatic nerve, after leaving your spinal cord, immediately runs just underneath - and may get compressed by - the Piriformis muscle deep in your buttcheek, which helps you externally rotate your hip. (If the muscle is super tight, your toes on that side might actually point further out when you lie down compared to the toes on your other foot, jsyk).

If the above stretch ain’t compatible with you for reasons like having bitch ass knees, here are some alternative and amazing stretches for the muscle in order of easiest to hardest (but imo least to most helpful) to perform:

However, just keep in mind that none of these stretches will help you if you have a herniated disc, which compresses the nerve roots that protrude from the spine itself! For that you’ll for sure need some different medical intervention.

Have fun!

electricswamp

pitviperofdoom

I try not to fall into the "I never liked their work anyway" ditch when an artist/creator reveals themself to be a terrible person

BUT

a feeling I do have and will stand by is "While I enjoyed their work overall I did have some gripes that I overlooked out of affection and whimsy, but now that my loyalty is gone and my affection tainted there is nothing holding me back from enumerating my many grievances, to which the revelations of the creator's shittiness may or may not provide a new and infuriating context."

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deathtokillian

Ideas are cooking for my pride outfit.

deathtokillian

Oh boy have I pissed off the transphobes with this one.

greetings-from-the-void

Big fan of the official Ankh-Morpork Passport and the weirdly specific information it asks for.

Also, it appears I have been denied entry into Omnia.

yawn-inducing-eyecandy

The entirety of the orange shitheads rise to fame, as described by the GREAT AND AMAZING AND WONDERFUL Sir Terry Pratchett in 1989

Guards! Guards!

Terry Pratchett

#discworld #guards! guards!#gnu terry pratchett #booklr

originalleftist

Average fantasy author writes one timeless classic factoid is actually a statistical error.

Sir Terry Pratchett, who created Discworld and wrote over 40 timeless classics, is a statistical outlier and should not have been counted.

#discworld #gnu terry pratchett

toskarin

one of my favourite human songs-and-dances is when someone notices someone else is lying and, for no particular reason besides love of the game, helps them get away with the lie without ever explicitly acknowledging they noticed. nightmare social animals.

orthogonal-to-the-binary

and meanwhile it took me -- the hummock of unwitting earth under which this mine had been so craftily set YEARS earlier -- the whole time you were falling apart and then sorting yourself out to actually process how hard i'd been had. i have seldom in my life been so utterly gobsmacked, so like. great success, there. and knoe that you stepped on it only after i'd confidently told many others of the great fun to be had in hosting a Mad Max Dirty Slut Cleaning Party (always followed by "in the australian sense!") perfectly timed tbh

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real-actual-guy

sybil and her ridiculous wig i love u girl

cruxiu

A visual physics lesson at 80 km/h.

Enthusiasts launched a man from a moving truck in the opposite direction - at the same speed the car was traveling.

The experiment spectacularly showed how relative speed works

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Life is great here under Shakira law

girl-mercury

god, i wish i could have a list of what terry pratchett was reading when he wrote Night Watch. i’ve read this book almost every year for probably 15+ years now, and every year i’m more impressed by the depth of knowledge behind it. of course there’s urban design understanding, but he also concisely laid out a lot of concepts in civ-mil relations, the specific difficulties of fighting in urban environments without defined combatants and noncombatants, anti-escalation conflict management, the tension and symbiosis of idealists and those working within an imperfect system needing practicality, civil society and public service, community policing… just to name a few, and just the ones i’ve dived into myself. i’m not surprised when i see this kind of writing come from like CSIS or USIP or think tanks, and of course all of terry’s writing is very smart and displays good knowledge of the world, but it is remarkable to have it in a fantasy book about a time-traveling policeman in a vague les miserables backdrop, and to have it to the degree i keep recognizing more and more

kedreeva

Your hens are so gorgeous!!!! New rage unlocked, frankly - why does every zoo, random country house, and rich weirdo only seem to care about the males???? I want more pictures of pretty lady feathers!

I also wonder if the reason peacocks in zoos are so That Way is because the ratio of cock-to-hen is way off?

Thank you!!

AND YEAH HOW COME EVERYONE ONLY CARES ABOUT THE BOYS

The hens are freaking gorgeous, and they deserve to have their photos taken constantly.

The zoo peafowl are probably noisier because they can free range and get out of sight of each other. When suddenly Pea #1 realizes they haven't seen their friend Pea #2 in a few, they may start honking and calling for them, and that sets everyone else to sounding off.

"WHERE IS BILL?"

"NOT HERE"

etc etc x50 birds, it gets loud.

#so many gorgeous browns in their feathers

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probuccalfat

one time i told a group of lesbian and bi women that i have never watched wicked and they were shocked, gagged, gooped, “but you’re queer. you like pussy. how have you not seen wicked?” yeah. well. i like pussy, not musicals?

probuccalfat

i’m this exact post. all this just to fuck women.

venndaai

have you guys heard about the greenland shark. some crazy shit happening there.

venndaai

they are sexually mature at ONE HUNDRED AND FIFTY YEARS OLD.

their (live!) young gestate for. wait for it. eight to eighteen (??) YEARS. can have up to 10 at a time. good grief.

longest lifespan of any vertebrate, up to five hundred years

toxic flesh

has giant eyes but is usually blind because of a weird little crustacean that's evolved to live on and eat their eyes. this doesn't seem to bother them much.

lives in deep cold water and has the lowest swim speed and tail-beat frequency for its size across all fish species. just generally lives life in extreme slow motion

largest genome of any shark

eats everything including moose and polar bears

ma'am you are delightfully strange and I'm privileged to share a planet with you

fluorescentbrains

this post prompted me to refresh my memory on Greenland Shark Facts and this detail about how they feed goes so hard

just vacuuming up their unsuspecting prey. whole !

muffinlance

Good news good news good news! Recent research suggests the eye parasites do NOT blind them!

Dorota Skowronska-Krawczyk sits in her office, eyes fixed on the computer monitor in front of her. "You see it move its eye," says the UC Ir

I <3 you a normal amount Greenland sharks

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