benvenuto a tutti quanti

i consider one of my greatest strengths as a writer to be my willingness to delete passages that don’t strengthen the story *i hit the backspace key once and release a bloodcurdling scream as i writhe on the floor for several minutes* see? easy peasy

If no one in the fandom got me my very loyal mutual who has no idea what I'm talking about does!!!

Fuck this job man, I sentenced this guy called Theseus to life in prison for murder and then I get a call from the prison that he has systematically replaced every organ in his body including his brain and is now claiming he is not the same person who committed the crime. They are letting him go free, fuck this. Worst of all is he also then took all of the parts that he discarded and made a second Theseus who is also claiming he did not commit the crime and they are also being let free. Now there's two of them out there and you just KNOW they are murdering people and then having gay sex. I fucking quit man...

WTF are the horses doing

i don't fucking know i tried my best but i think we made it worse with our big hooves

WHY WERE YOU INVOLVED AT ALL ??

i don't knowwww *kicks in frustration and hits humpty dumpty again* fuckkkkkkk

STOP

@transhuman-priestess

Awooooga

your knight's unending loyalty for you is kinda parasocial and lowkey problematic...