benvenuto a tutti quanti

filtering down ao3 results from 14000 to 6 based on a single tag is foul. im sorry none of you are as enlightened as me ig.

HOLY FUCK

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I want someone to make a version with the panic! Vocals over the bubblegum bitch instrumental

Omgggggg

women are like diamonds: synthetically-produced women are not meaningfully different from naturally-formed women, and anyone trying to tell you otherwise is probably trying to justify keeping their women mines open

Women are like diamonds since they are composed primarily of carbon.

UPDATE it doesn't even have to be 'cool', give me a fact about ur oc!!!!

I think I’m falling behind in pop culture can we stop writing books and making movies until I catch up. something crazy is about to happen to gilgamesh

neverending praise to the editors of count the rice, that is some truly insane shit you pulled off!! incredibly cohesive and easy to follow AND so much fun with the transition cuts!!! like truly incredible story telling out of what must be dozens of hours of footage!!!

having feelings that contradict your morals is soooo fucking annnoooooyyyiiingggggg. can the emotions and logic department get on the same page im tired of having to like strangle myself into being a tolerable person