Procrastinators: Leaders of Tomorrow

My hobbies include reading, writing and doing neither of those things

paul mccartney

look idk how you got that photo of me but im a very private person and id just. id really rather not have that on the internet.

i need you

I cannot possibly emphasize how strongly I agree. I am holding myself back by the hair I want to rant about this every moment I am alive and not just the art aspect, the fact that theyre creating artificial minds with reckless abandon faster than the space race, in this dissertation I will—

there's one thing that's certain: coworkers are NOT contributing to any declining birth rates

coworkers love getting pregnant it's a form of enrichment for them

I love wasting my babymaking years! I love contributing to low birth rates! countdown to menopause! #fruitlesswomb

putting ketchup on fries is too permanent for me … i have to dip . i control the sauce