Fool Zone

as funny as “those are his hooves you bitch” I’m mad that it overshadows that lil wayne really did have socks on in a jacuzzi 

can y'all stop just throwing random words together and expecting us to understand it

you had to be there

fuuuuck I'm glowing pink in the night in my room again. fuuuuck

venus planet of love was destroyed by global warming and me i feel also not so good

i have a friend who has kinda bad eczema on their right hand but their left hand is fine and thats because acidity makes eczema worse and that includes vaginal acidity and my friend is both a lesbian and a slut so they finger a lot of people and that fucks up the hand they use (their right hand). Anyways do you think BBC sherlock would deduce that by looking at my friend’s hands

nothing couldve prepared me for the last sentence

during the smoke sesh our brooding silent friend said "forgive me master" before reducing the entire bowl to ashes in one hit and he didnt even cough

management have to hire a little quebecois boy to feed to tanger every couple years

sometimes you watch AMC's the terror just a little too hard and two years later you get offered a job in antarctica

"and im supposed to, what, fuck the dog?" greatest post of this cultural moment