Musical Escapism

You listen to music regularly? Why? Have you even tried quitting? Could you quit? You get music stuck in your head? Wow. You're so ruined and music brained. I bet you make your partners listen to music with you when you have sex. Music addiction has really ruined a whole generation. You know it's not realistic to expect reverb in real life, right? You're probably so desensitized that you don't even feel anything anymore when you hear a bird singing that it wants some fuck.

You know that thing would eat you if you died, right? *pointing to the false image of you that others perceive*

noteworthy that they literally had a mask on me hooked up to a tank pumping narcotics into my lungs through all this, and my body temperature was like 34°. I would have been doing well to just have both eyes pointed in the same direction

Yikes! What happened to you???

slipped

I’ve seen at least three Stacy’s Mom parodies about Stacy’s Dad. I have seen one about her brother. This poor girl. I am going to write a parody from the point of view of her one aroace friend who is trying her best to reassure a wary and distrustful Stacy that she’s really just here to hang with Stacy and just her and has no ulterior motives. 

@ironwoman359 I think you will appreciate how bad this is

I get that sex and drugs are fun but even im like. at least have a 3rd thing. at least one more hobby. you can have a 3rd hobby. this isnt a purity thing this is a some of u are fucking boring thing.

rock & roll

girl i just walked into that one like a coyote with a painted tunnel

i love explaining the etymology of the word "rickroll" because the story starts with "ok, so at one point 4chan applied a filter to everyone's posts that changed the word egg to duck"

the postal service names their shit exactly like how a 16 y.o. names angsty fanfic

Explain.

THIS IS MY DREAM MADE MANIFEST YES

when i was a kid rummaging thru my mums cd collection to steal Good Stuff i accidentally stumbled across one called ‘songs for bonking’ which was coloured awful negative neon picture of ppls feet on top of each other in a bed and ALL the songs were like fucking ska punk 

Everyone’s talking about time after time but I think I would black out and wake up to bits of him splattered around the room and gristle in my teeth if someone put on I like to move it

I’m still stuck on the part where ENIGMA aka Gregorian chant filtered through German synth and gratuitously horny French, is ska punk.

this country has the chance to do the funniest thing

Holy shit

this is an actual accomplishment and I wonder if we can get it higher

wHAT

W...why is it called the slur song D:

Listen to it and you'll know why