bad decisions georg hoarder

goodbye $200 helloooo 3 groceries

"codify" is such a fun word. lawmakers! turn this into a fish

I don't know this sport.

before pride month ends does anyone wanna admit they have a crush on me

posting this on the first day of june so you all have plenty of time to gather your nerves and whatnot

(commenting under someone's post that says cheating is fine) GUYS don't worry op only meant in relationships!!! i was soooo worried they meant minecraft speedruns but thank god it wasn't anything that serious or meaningful 😭😭😭

June 1st is TOMORROW. It means that GAY PEOPLE will exist, but only for ONE MONTH. Do not forget to buy your tickets to see them NOW, or else you will have to wait AN ENTIRE YEAR to be able to meet them AGAIN.

I have GOT to stop spending $30

never met a sentence i couldn't make incredibly long

I feel like grace was in such a rush to turn that ship around and hightail it back to rocky that he was indiscriminate about what data he sent back. just shoved it all into the beetle probes, just to realize ‘ok so 20% of that data is scientific breakthroughs to save the world……..80% me and rocky’s movie reviews. and I def forgot to delete the fifteen minute long dance off. hm.’