sunrise, parabellum

Germans completely outdid the english language by calling tv a farseer. They got their orcish shamans to name that shit

The first rule of fandom is have fun. The second rule of fandom is find an enabler and become an enabler. Yes you should write that fic. What if it was even hornier? What if it was angstier? What if you wrote it just for me?

this reads like it was submitted to a local newspaper in the early 1900s

you want to be mommy’s adjective noun, don’t you, pet name? you want to verb and verb for mommy like a good gender

man, I love this character so much! [fills them with a deep and inescapable yearning which they don’t know how to fill or even name]

man, The Character really strikes me as someone who would struggle with Same Problems I Have, for no apparent reason

It is so fucking funny to me how easily scandalized some people are wym callout post for a cannibalism kink. Grow up. This is the nothingburger leagues and you're throwing up in the stands

It’s actually the peopleburger leagues

Blocking for being funnier than me

Thank you for the lovely reblogs, I am the #1 Sanji Fan as he represents all of my gender envy.

Heinz Doofenshmirtz is the character of all time. I'm almost inclined to ask "What's his fucking PROBLEM???" but he thoroughly explains his problem in every episode

I’m the first and last person in my bloodline with a tumblr blog