I Just Really Love Shadow

loving the idea of jekyll needing glasses but hyde doesn’t. yeah i cured partial vision loss, blurriness, blindness, all your optic ailments. but there is The Price

trans martin is canon because how the fuck did Jon not figure out he never went to college unless he assumed Martin did so under a deadname.

"yes im looking into all my coworkers because i think they might kill me i was able to stalk Tim and Sasha back through their professional and academic careers there's absolutely nothing on Martin anywhere though and Georgie says its 'a bad look' to ask someone for their dead name"

"This is literally life or death for me I am willing to push and alienate everyone but fuck no I'm not going to intrude on Martin's history pre-transition #ally"

ending a social interaction with a friend and thinking "I think we grew a little bit closer today." in my head as if I'm a dating game protagonist

"are they lovers?" worse, they're sherlock and watson variants.

Favorite thing about renaissance faires is that they have fuck all to to with the renaissance. This thang is not about historical anything this is about dressing up like a fairy and watching a joust

#a samurai with a flintlock pistol sitting next to a guy dressed as a caveman drinking a styrofoam cup of dr pepper#and it fucks severely

It's not THE renaissance, it's A renaissance. Of what? Up to you