I Just Really Love Shadow

ending a social interaction with a friend and thinking "I think we grew a little bit closer today." in my head as if I'm a dating game protagonist

"are they lovers?" worse, they're sherlock and watson variants.

Favorite thing about renaissance faires is that they have fuck all to to with the renaissance. This thang is not about historical anything this is about dressing up like a fairy and watching a joust

#a samurai with a flintlock pistol sitting next to a guy dressed as a caveman drinking a styrofoam cup of dr pepper#and it fucks severely

It's not THE renaissance, it's A renaissance. Of what? Up to you

before pride month ends does anyone wanna admit they have a crush on me

posting this on the first day of june so you all have plenty of time to gather your nerves and whatnot

happy pride month to southern ranchers who hate cubes and repressed aubergine farmers and their assistants and senile detectives and long suffering doctors and criminal masterminds masquerading as landladies and lesbian robbers and byron's sugar baby poets and butlers who write limericks and part time vampire hunters and vampires who get their makeup at sephora and vampires who jump people on the way to work and welsh rangers and sorcerers hunting down dragons and nuclear scientists who started a civil war and australians on the run from killing a gangster and old ladies roped into elderly care home romance drama against their will and also to the daughter of that one new jersey pizzeria owner

*turns my attention inwards* mmmmm. no *turns my attention back outwards* oh god

turn your attention to The Character