I Just Really Love Shadow

the henry iv plays are proof that such a thing as the toxic friend group where everyone is fucking is at least 400 years old

shakespeare’s henriad is like if a 2000s sitcom was intercut with game of thrones and every few episodes 2-3 of the sitcom gang get drafted to fight in the wars. and then back to the sitcom. nothing like it

Look, I understand that you're going through some shit, and you know I'll always support you, but I just had to fight your shadow-self in the kitchen. Yeah, I was getting breakfast and the enfleshed eidolon of your existential alienation was shooting, I don't know, some sort of beam.

It banished the Froot Loops to a far and sunless realm. I really wanted those.

#also i recognise that the self that walks in darkness is not inherently any more true than the self that walks in the light#but i've gotta ask: is there something going on that i should know about#like#pronoun-wise?

You like hurt/comfort because you like the idea that someone will comfort you when you are in pain.

As an adult I think me and all my friends should all have matching schedules and work like 20 hours a week and also everyone lives within 15 minutes of each other why is that so much to ask

we are so excited to announce that we will be opening the Children's Pizza Restaurant from the hit horror game franchise There's Murders At This Children's Pizza Restaurant

shitshit shit. umm no its fine. does anyone see a grenade pin on tbe floor

It's extremely funny that there have been multiple writers in multiple mediums who've been allowed to write Wolverine from the X-men who clearly had no idea what a wolverine is and assumed it was a fancy word for "wolf", and at no point did any of the literally dozens of other people involved in bringing their writing to life see fit to challenge this assumption.

actually i do think its fun that theyre opening a real life freddy fazbears pizza location but it will only be accurate if its built on top of another fake pizzeria which is built on top of a suburban house which is built on top of an underground animatronic testing/rental facility which is built on top of a costume factory from the 70s

I love post like "you all are against rich people until they're a fictional character" because it's completely true. I am against rich people until it's a fictional character. I don't think liking Scrooge McDuck makes someone a class traitor

frozen 3 having the male and female protagonists bickering... then an evil queen shows up with magic that's either ice or glass shards..... extended version of "frozen heart"........... bruh we're actually fucking getting it.....

Disco Elysium is so effective at putting you in the shoes of a mentally ill heart attack survivor who is currently experiencing withdrawal from Every Drug that when you level up and gain the ability to do something most people can do as a matter of course it legitimately feels game-breaking.

guy who doesnt realize hes commanding a small army and thinks a lot of people are just going along with his bit

interesting how leadership can sometimes be unintentional yet influential.

save it for linkedin brother

driving my chevy to the levee today

what the fuck

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