Hello

When a small mammal scrunches up and cleans its face and whiskers with its little hands very rapidly. I just wanted to give you that thought for a moment did u like it.

oh my GOD i hope no one realizes i have multiple facets

now that the world cup is out of the way can we focus on me instead

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tired of cannibalism as a metaphor for love or sex. can we get into cannibalism as a metaphor for colonization.

There’s something truly exquisite about stories where the real tragedy is the price you paid to stand on top of the world

Hollow victories … sacrificing your humanity on the altar of what you perceive to be the greater good … the loneliness of godhood … regret for the person you used to be … the realisation that there is no way back … *chef’s kiss*

Everytime this gets a note when its nowhere near christmas I question my sanity just a little bit more

No, it is July, stop that, stop giving this notes, you guys have lost reblogging privileges

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to all the trans girls reading this: the world is a better place because you exist

[talking about my favorite characters] okay so THESE two come in a bonded pair and if i think about them too hard i start taking poison damage

smash or pass a gentle summer rainstorm

smash to smithereens brother

(guy who's not getting anything done voice) I need to learn every skill and all information

Funkytown was also in Shrek 2.

*trying to flirt* haha i bet ur guts look soooo pretty i bet u have the greatest bones ever. ur beating heart would be so sexy to hold in my hands i would be so gentle with it. why are you running

"we detected a mature post" yeah I'm in my 30s