in conversation about white people who go to Japan and expect their knowledge of anime to culturally carry them, I was once posed with “it’s like if there was a Japanese guy who was obsessed with spongebob and came over here and thought he could get by just communicating in spongebob quotes.” This is a false equivalence because if such a man existed we would crown him king. We’d love him. Americans would fucking love that. sometimes I get sad that this isn’t a real guy I can invite to a party.

Ok the last one got me laughing actually

commenting under art of a thin character "oh they look like they give the most dogshit hugs. like being embraced by a wet skeleton"

when people are like "i didn't come here to make friends" i'm like thats sooooo unrelatable. i am always on the look out for some girl friends. I would be in that hunger games cornucopia like "your ex boyfriend did WHAT."

An idea based off this post, ratthi posts advertisements around corporate stations that are written in construct code asking for lab assistants offering full pay, benefits, and citizenship on preservation along with a file available for free download with Murderbots gov mod hacking code. Murderbot comes by his lab one day to find about 4 combat units, 3 secunits, and 6 comfort units all in lab safety gear.

you should NOT be at the club. you should be in the streets, june 5th, 1832, paris france. you should be building a barricade

HEY that's MY emotional support morally ambiguous misunderstood full of trauma touch starved yearning for love drenched in blood responsible for numerous atrocities comfort character who is TRYING & u will TREAT them with RESPECT

"pathetic" is almost the hottest thing a man can be, second only to "in pain"