99% of queer discourse stops right before they define the true difference between bisexual and pansexual!

Attempting to locate a new Greek restaraunt using my gyroscope

Your heart is not true enough to enter the gates of Margaritaville

but I know... it's my own damn fault...

ok i absolutely need to know what accents u all have pls reblog and tell me or comment or whatever I must know

what people don’t understand about how adhd is disabling is that it’s not just getting temporarily distracted from, like, school work or hobbies. it’s getting distracted/being unable to motivate yourself to go to the doctor, eat regularly, do hygiene tasks, etc. it’s not knowing when or how long it will take you to do something, ANYTHING, and in many cases that thing is taking a shower or keeping your house from turning into a biohazard. it’s about being fundamentally incapable of controlling your attention and focus on anything, even and especially things you need to do to survive.

ok so I looked it up, and it turns out they made a track out of PVC pipes, down a hill. The owner didn't realise PVC expanded in the heat, so on a turn the track just fell apart and the dude inside went over a fucking free way and into a swamp.

The funniest part is that the inspector was watching the whole time, and once the ball stopped he left without saying anything. Park management just shut it down then and there.

I need to get weirder and more horny or I'll die probably