Hey Assbutt!

i'm fascinated by people who consume very g-rated or vanilla media but they make it horny and perverted. often when there's no real basis in canon they'll twist very innocuous things to create evidence i think it's really awesome.

This is the cutest and you will not convince me otherwise.

happy first day of pride everyone

happy pride to losers who get no bitches and stack no paper

Easily the most annoying kind of vampire in the world are the ones where you finally corner the fuckers and when you're going in with the stake they start spouting off sociology 101 bullshit to try and weasel out of it. "Oh, no ethical consumption under capitalism," "oh, the rich are the real vampires if you think about it-" yeah, yeah, you ate like fifty homeless people, asshole. Hold still

Okay but if you aren't a vegetarian your case against vampires is actually pretty weak.

I SAID HOLD STILL

Cute little rainbow heart for pride month tumblr but how about you stop disproportionally banning trans women and marking sfw queer posts as mature