Literally Mechanical

pinning this so people can understand what my whole deal is

#toast #the machine #fusion #engineering #fiction

the twelve most terrifying words in the english language are: i'm from the government and i'm here to torture you to death

(brittany spears voice) start toiling bitch

i'd like to formally apologise for my behaviour last night, which i can only describe as "fucking badass"

Mazda hatchback with "baby on board" stickers cut me off in a school zone to hit a stale yellow light at 45, but I understand; schools out for the summer and baby needs to learn the rules of the north Jersey roads early

Mad Max: Pulaski Skyway

It's a story about Greeks and their Gods of which the movie features neither

That's not it, I haven't been keeping up with the discourse and I know very little about what choices were made for this adaptation. This is literally my reaction from the first announcement before I even knew who was directing it.

Because it was made for money and accolades, not out of heart or passion

I cannot emphasize enough that the details of the production did not matter in the least to me, this could be Guillermo del Toro's self-funded ultimate vanity project with a fully animatronic cyclops and I'd still be like 🤷‍♀️

Figured it out: I liked the Odyssey as a poem. My ideal adaptation would be a stage play with the narrator standing center-stage and reciting the whole thing, while a shadowcast of actors play out the scenes in the background in complete silence with no spoken lines. Or like, marionettes instead of live actors maybe. That would be cool.

That being said, I did really like O Brother Where Art Thou. Somebody should make a musical-comedy Iliad

It's a story about Greeks and their Gods of which the movie features neither

That's not it, I haven't been keeping up with the discourse and I know very little about what choices were made for this adaptation. This is literally my reaction from the first announcement before I even knew who was directing it.

Because it was made for money and accolades, not out of heart or passion

I cannot emphasize enough that the details of the production did not matter in the least to me, this could be Guillermo del Toro's self-funded ultimate vanity project with a fully animatronic cyclops and I'd still be like 🤷‍♀️

Figured it out: I liked the Odyssey as a poem. My ideal adaptation would be a stage play with the narrator standing center-stage and reciting the whole thing, while a shadowcast of actors play out the scenes in the background in complete silence with no spoken lines. Or like, marionettes instead of live actors maybe. That would be cool.

It's a story about Greeks and their Gods of which the movie features neither

That's not it, I haven't been keeping up with the discourse and I know very little about what choices were made for this adaptation. This is literally my reaction from the first announcement before I even knew who was directing it.

Because it was made for money and accolades, not out of heart or passion

I cannot emphasize enough that the details of the production did not matter in the least to me, this could be Guillermo del Toro's self-funded ultimate vanity project with a fully animatronic cyclops and I'd still be like 🤷‍♀️

It's a story about Greeks and their Gods of which the movie features neither

That's not it, I haven't been keeping up with the discourse and I know very little about what choices were made for this adaptation. This is literally my reaction from the first announcement before I even knew who was directing it.

we've sent 2,500 senior dogs to a six week Javascript bootcamp using the funds we raised from our ransomware operation. and that's just the beginning. starting next month every fruit will be different