The Fairest of Them All

the number 1 rule of fanfic is have fun and be yourself. the number 2 rule is the average healthy adult male can lose roughly 2 liters of blood before dying.

am always obsessed when someone says to a character “call off your dog” about another character.

My favorite thing they do in a video game where you can dress up your character is go to a cold region and the NPCs say Better bundle up! And start wearing their winter coats and scarves and so on for that section of the story. Technically as an audience we’d all survive if they just continued to wear the one outfit they were designed with, however impractical for the setting, because that is one of the many oddities that the honed gamer mind is trained to withstand. As the player you are yourself almost never forced to put on a practical glamour for this weather. But it just gets you in the spirit of the thing if everyone is toasty, and it’s really cute besides. The coat alt. And I like when they specifically encourage the player to dress warmly for these sections too, even or especially if it’s a game where there’s no actual Cold mechanic you have to equip against. The game encourages the user to play toys with it

oh right. fangs in your neck friday

just another beautiful day on Gore of My Comfort Character Island