The Fairest of Them All

hey guysss so unfortunately the rumors are true and im leaving the narrative. Buttt the good news is my absence will create such a gaping hole in your lives that it will become a sort of presence itself, and so in a way it will kind of be like i never left! But i am. Leaving just to be clear.

Biting him and biting him and biting him and biting him and biting him and biting him and biting him and biting him and

Shoutout to the that time alphinaud attended 3 memorial services for the fallen back to back to back and felt the need to lean over to the exact same total stranger at every single one to explain how the guy giving the speech was a little bitch.

it's normal and actually good for your health to see yourself in the most guilt ridden character you've ever seen in your life

sorry for sexualizing icky gross things as if it’s my fault they’re all literally hot