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Who am I & whats the point of this?

Hia o/

You can call me Tophat. I think the best way to describe myself is "amateur creative guy". Juggling a few random projects and hopefully I can get faster at getting them done (Mostly writing, but I dabble with videos and game dev).

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Also in case you see me reblogging/liking your stuff on mass, don't worry. I am a flesh and blood human (with homegrown bones n stuff), I just sometimes go into a fugue state where I just do that until my brain turns back on again.

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acid-aholic

remember that guy that had a single auditory hallucination that told him he had a brain tumor and the exact location and then he went to the doctor and it was fucking right

jellyfish babies

This is poetry. This is storytelling. You can leave the sound off if you want but. Stop. Watch. You surely will not regret doing so.

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"Give us your government-issued ID to access our app's full features" babydoll you are text messages.

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Nonsexual intimacy is so fucking important.

prokopetz

You know, when I've remarked that a lot of the responses to my posts feel like people are just plucking out keywords they think they recognise based on the shape of them and replying to what they imagine the post says based on that, the possibility never occurred to me that this is actually how many American schools are currently teaching kids to read.

prokopetz

Like, my assumption this whole time has been that when folks go "I misunderstood this post that says [thing] as saying [unrelated thing] because I mistook [word] for [completely different word that happens to start with the same letter]", that was a bit. What do you mean they're teaching kids a reading method that's tailored to produce this exact error?

buggyhuman

Three cueing. Once you learn about it, a whole lot of very frustrating online discourse with US Americans makes so much sense 😭

For decades, schools have taught children the strategies of struggling readers, using a theory about reading that cognitive scientists have

woodsfae

If you were taught to read with the three cueing method, and now struggle to read fluently, you can still learn to read properly!

-> Phonics For Adults <-

If you're a teenager, you can still use this resource.

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the best death note joke format will forever be L asking light a simple question in which logical answer A might increase the likelihood of light being kira and logical answer B similarly might increase the likelihood of light being kira and after a short internal struggle light comes up with answer Y, which no human being has ever thought of as being a normal response in all of living history

aberrantemotion

the "what are your pronouns" comic is my fave example.

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For those unfamiliar, or simply wanting to see it again:

dandelionwhiner

TACTICAL AUTO-FORCEFEM 2x COMBO

reddherring777

I think its funny that people used to demonize Wikipedia for being managed and updated by people. Which is bad for information, something famously managed and updated by people.

rodserlingofficial

"Who better to be the shepherds of knowledge than thousands of people just like you and me?"

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yeah. yeah.

yvfu

*examines your pdf folder* have you read them all?

nathanielbuildsatesseract

Is a wine cellar meant for storing only empty bottles?

theoutcastrogue

"The writer Umberto Eco belongs to that small class of scholars who are encyclopedic, insightful, and nondull. He is the owner of a large personal library (containing thirty thousand books), and separates visitors into two categories: those who react with “Wow! Signore professore dottore Eco, what a library you have! How many of these books have you read?” and the others — a very small minority — who get the point that a private library is not an ego-boosting appendage but a research tool. Read books are far less valuable than unread ones. The library should contain as much of what you do not know as your financial means, mortgage rates, and the currently tight real-estate market allows you to put there. You will accumulate more knowledge and more books as you grow older, and the growing number of unread books on the shelves will look at you menacingly. Indeed, the more you know, the larger the rows of unread books. Let us call this collection of unread books an antilibrary."

– Nassim Nicholas Taleb, The Black Swan: The Impact of the Highly Improbable

@wearelibrarian

dumbdoegirl

doordash driver in cute lil dog ears came in earlier and i was like “omg i love your ears!!!!! so cute!!!” and she got flustered and was like “thank you i wish they were real…” and i love her so much i hope i can become her friend

podcastwizard

LIKES TO CHARGE REBLOGS TO CAST

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you people aren't CASTING

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NO

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Squidward clocking out of the Krusty Krab and heading to the nearest gay after hours event

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Come on, now, op. We all know squidward doesn’t go to the club.

He’s one of those “I’m not like other gays” gays who goes home to a bottle of wine and his obscure 50s vaudeville records, and then mopes because he can never find a boyfriend.

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I love this website so much

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*whip crack sfx* (flame text) Graphic Design Is My Passion *reversed whip crack sfx*

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