bee !!! :D

kitten if you don't get daddy his 3D printed sensory slug in the next five seconds you can kiss your grandma's drywall goodbye

*dancing queen by ABBA plays in the distance while I bleed out on the bathroom floor from 17 stab wounds*

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I missed my chance last year. Not gonna let it happen again

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Happy mar10 day

bungus

welcome to ‘no note bungus’. reblog and you will feel a sense of accomplishment and goodwill wash over you

how is tin's melting point only 230°C / 450°F. that's the temperature I roast brussels sprouts.

this is extremely bad and a symptom of everything being wrong

Rhesus Pieces. Grisly as heck. Monkey segments. Do not eat

IT SNODE.

I apologize.

insert that YOU chihuahua post where theyre being pinned down i cant for the life of me find it

Oh, Charles. The hubris. Honey. You had to know this was a possibility. Why would you tempt Apollo like that.

I love how we don't even need Apollo to be captioned, it's just "he's holding a dodgeball and looks Greek statue, of COURSE it's Apollo delivering the gift of prophecy unto unsuspecting tumblr users"

Absolute fucking trainwreck of a post

Oh gee I wonder why this is going around again

Art

How. Interesting

Absolute bog standard post

Still not as bad as 1910s and 1940s but definitely getting there

I am waterwitchofthewoods, the OP and Author of this poem. Please reblog this version, as my old account was hacked and deleted. 🖤🌹