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So, uh, y'all remember that time I wrote The Clothes Make The Man as a gift? Well it's probably one of my favourite fics that I've ever written and I'm so very normal about Kidd in a dress that I uh... well... uhhhhh... commissioned the wonderful, hard-working, super fucking amazing @attyrocious to draw him in his outfit from the fic and i kjladfskjölasdfkjöladfskjölasdfökjladfskjladfskjöadfskjladfsjklasdfkjlöasdfjöladfsjköadfskjl
LOOK AT HIM ISN'T HE SO BEAUTIFUL omg. I can't say enough how wonderful it was to work with Atty and how patient she was putting up with me being picky TToTT Look at himmmmmmmmmmm TToTT so if you liked my fic please also enjoy this and go give Atty some love because all the art is SO FUCKING GOOD. And if you're like oh someone should draw my brainrot then please please please go give her your money omggggg it is so worth it. Oh, and there's the alt(s) because I couldn't decide and I needed Kidd being cheeky (hehehehe)(slightly nsfw thus the cut)
I think Killer made his opinions pretty known hehehe
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the online identity and gimmick-ifying of autism is so odd. I'm diagnosed with autism and yet I barely identify with any stuff I see about it anymore. It feels like autism is being rebranded as the Silly Guy Disorder that gives you smart and beautiful hyperspecific interests. it's not that I mind silly jokes or being lighthearted about being autistic- but when the entire social movement is based around marketing us this way, I just can't help but feel isolated from it. it feels like I'm not the right kind of autistic. I'm not marketable and digestible to common audiences, and therefore I am discarded by the movement in the name of progress and acceptance. it feels foul.
Last time I did a rimworld playthrough I wanted to spice it up, so I bought some DLC and decided to make a themed run out of it. As it turns out the biotech dlc allows you to make cat people, so I decided my theme would be catgirl maids. Because funny. I genuinely thought it'd just be fun if everybody was a catgirl maid. I downloaded a mod for maid dresses and I created a custom xenotype for catgirls. I didn't really want catboys though, so I got a mod that allowed you to constrict xenotypes to a specific gender.
I then wanted to give myself some sort of incentive to keep up with the theming because otherwise I'd naturally begin to deviate and there wouldn't be any point. So using the ideology dlc, I made them all hate non-catgirls. I didn't know how I felt about making them racist, but... catgirls are the best
So everyone in the colony would gain a buff if everyone was a catgirl, but they would get a massive debuff if there was even one non-catgirl.
But if I did that I now needed a way to gain more catgirls or otherwise the colony would gradually lose all its population. It's not like catgirls grow on trees. I got a mod that revamps romance and fixes the frankly terrible vanilla implementation of homo/bi sexualities. It also allows women to impregnate each other.
That's too slow though. I could throw in high libido and high fertility to help, but it's not enough. I need to be able to recruit grown adults into the colony without penalties. Genetic modification is the obvious choice, but as it turns out it doesn't change your classification to Catgirl, even if you are genetically equivalent to one. I consulted a friend and she suggested i use the Gene Implanter gene, which is typically used by vampires to create more vampires. Interestingly this is the flavor text for Gene Implanter:
Carriers of this gene can implant a copy of their xenogerm into another person through a somewhat gross-looking injector organ. Their own genetic material will then regrow very slowly.
So that's cool I guess. The only way to create more catgirls is by giving them the injector organ. This successfully changes their gender too since it confers the female only gene, but it doesn't alter their body type, some of which are male only. This wasn't a big deal, but I added a mod that allows you to surgically alter that just in case.
It was at this point that I realized that I had accidentally created a society of horny fertile catgirls that capture men, make them wear maid dresses, and forcefem them by penetrating them with their organ and implanting their genetic material. And they're all gay and transgender. Because it's strategically optimal.
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absolutely flabbergasting to see people who have so enthusiastically succumbed to despair. like okay denethor, but some of us are gonna actually face the armies of mordor in battle nonetheless.
The thing about Denethor is that he not only succumbed to despair, he wanted to ensure that Faramir succumbed with him. Similarly, a lot of people now are not only succumbing to despair, they're actively proselytizing despair, trying to convince others to join them in their hopelessness. Despair is apparently lonely and they want company in their self-immolation.
btw denethor succumbed to despair bc he was doomscrolling on the palantir. Sauron tweaked his algorithm so he only saw bad news, and he fell into the trap of thinking the world couldn't be saved.
i really genuinely wish I could hit chatgpt with my bare fists and hear its pityful electronic voice fade into glitched robotic gibberish and choking beeps as I hit it before I smash it for good and it shuts the fuck up forever
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yesss im always saying this like sure i can give you logical advice but at the end of the day you can just do what you want to do until youre sick of it. cant move on cant switch gears til youre sick of it so go ahead and indulge
btw, I never unfollow mutuals. oh? you moved on from the fandom we had in common? psh. we don't interact anymore? whatever. you completely forgot about me? irrelevant. I still love you.
its probably a normal sign for the economy that all of my adulthood fantasies are like "imagine having your own kitchen living room and bathroom to decorate" "what if i could get on a train" "maybe one day i could purchase a sturdy pair of shoes" "i should save and invest in a single bicycle"
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Who the fuck was going to tell me that one goddamned episode was going to change Kidd and Killer from two characters I barely think about to a ship that I care more about than fucking zosan?
Wano spoilers
These two make me sick.
I'M SICK.
After writing this I'm just gonna warn you that these are the rambilings of a mad man. Read at your own risk.
Also slight nsfw warning.
I'm not even done with wano yet and I'm already clinging to every scrap of them I get.
They're childhood best friends. Kidd refers to Killer exclusively as his "partner". Kidd was sent back to the prison he tried so hard to escape because he wouldn't quit begging Killer to talk to him long enough to get away from the men who came to reimprison him. Killer hates his laugh, he hates his smile so much he always wears a mask. Killer ate a devil fruit that gave him no power and made him laugh uncontrollably. Kidd couldn't stop begging Killer to stop laughing, not because he hates Killers laugh, but because he knows KILLER hates his laugh. BECAUSE HE CAN'T BARE TO SEE KILLER DO SOMETHING THAT HE'S GONE THROUGH SUCH LENGTHS TO AVOID.
They make me sick. THEY WEAR MATCHING LIPSTICK.
DO YOU THINK KILLER PAINTS KIDDS NAILS CUZ HE CAN'T WITH ONE HAND??
sorry. I'm normal.
Kidd knew Killer before he started wearing the mask. Do you think Killer lets Kidd see his face? Do you think Kidd is slowly forgetting Killers face? Do you think he has pictures of Killer as a kid, pictures that he hides from Killer because Killer burned all the pictures of his face??
I AM SICK.
Not to mention the dynamic of them. They're both disabled in some way now. Kidd who hates asking for help but has things he can't do with one arm. He HAS to be helped and Killer is the only one he would ever trust with that. And KILLER!! ugh. Killer who has been Kidds straight man, his voice of reason for so long. Kidds anger issues were always so perfectly contrasted with Killers strong, steady silence. And then that silence is taken away. He is forced to laugh, forced to do this thing he hates so much, and now their dynamic has changed. Now he's the loud one. The one with no self control. KIDD WOULD BEAT THE SHIT OUT OF ANY ONE WHO DARED TO SAY SHIT ABOUT KILLER LAUGHING. Killer would start bursting out in uncomfortable or innaproprate situations and if someone would ever say anything about it Kidd would be on their ass before Killer could ever hear it.
Do you think they're in love? Do you think it's something so much more than that? Do you think they're so devoted to each other that they don't need words for it? Because this is how it is. It's how it's always been. They're partners, they always have been. They don't need to speak their love, of course they love each other. Of course they're a pair. They almost died together, baptized in the water that now renowns them for their sin. The first sin. The sin of partacing in the devil's fruit.
I MEAN COME ON!! THEY BOTH ATE DEVIL FRUITS. THEY BOTH COMMITTED THE FIRST SIN. TOGETHER. THEY WERE ALMOST DROWN TOGETHER. THEY WERE BAPTIZED NEXT TO EACH OTHER. KIDD ALMOST DIED WITH THE LAST SOUND STILL RINGING IN HIS EARS BEING THE SOUND OF KILLER CHOKING ON THE WATER THAT HE CAN'T KEEP OUT OF HIS LUNGS BECAUSE HE CAN'T STOP LAUGHING.
Kidd had to beg Killer to pull himself together because Kidd couldn't get out of the chains alone. Kidd who gave up so much to protect Killer, failed, and then had to ask Killer for help. UGH.
Do you think they kiss? Do you think Killer turns off the lights before letting Kidd lift up his mask? Do you think Kidd lets himself have a small moment of rare softness when he gently runs his fingers over Killers lips, his nose, his eyebrows, trying desperately to combine that child he once new with the face he's feeling now. Trying to piece together what the man must look like. Kidds hands which have only ever been used to hurt, scarred and rough, gentle only under the cover of dark and only felt by a man who will never speak of this.
Do you think Killer makes Kidd close his eyes even in the dark?
Do you think they have sex? Hard and fast and never spoken in the light of day. Actions that speak louder than words ever could. Late nights and drunken need and a crushing desire to prove something. To express something that neither of them could ever articulate. Do you think in the dead of night with the curtain drawn against even moonlight, that Killer lets his mask fall, buries his face in the back of Kidd's neck. Do you think Killer now laughs durring? Because he can't help himself? Do you think he feels so much shame immediately that he has to stop and put the mask back on?
Do you think he laughs every time he feels a strong emotion? Every important conversation, every tense moment, every serious discussion? Do you think Kidd has to physically shove the rage down when he does? When Kidd, the man who would kill any other man for laughing at him under any circumstances, being vulnerable to his best friend, his partner, the only person he's been honest to in his entire life, and is then is laughed at. Do you think it kills him a little? Do you think he has to tamper down the anger? To have to emotionally regulate himself in the way that Killer used to?
GOD THEY MAKE ME FUCKING SICK.
Do you think that one day Killer takes off his mask to eat and it becomes just another thing that they dont talk about. That Kidd has to choke back a comment, has to force himself not to stare.
I JUST REMEBERED KILLER USING THE FUCKING BANDAGES TO COVER HIS FACE BECAUSE HE LOST THE MASK UGH.
Killers mask is metal... He's constantly trusting Kidd to not manipulate it with his devil fruit. HE KNOWS THAT AT ANY POINT HE COULD HUMILIATE KILLER. BUT HE TRUSTS THAT NO MATTER HOW MAD KIDD GETS HE WILL NEVER DO THAT TO HIM. KIDD. KIDD WHO WILL KILL A MAN FOR LOOKING AT HIM WRONG AND YET HE WOULD NEVER EVER DO THIS ONE SIMPILE THING BECAUSE IT WOULD HURT HIS PARTNER!!! FUCK ME.
Ive been watching op for so many years and in ONE FUCKING EPISODE these two BUMFUCKS are my favorite ship???? Over zosan. Over frobin. Over namivi. I'm so mad.
I'm not done with wano so dont mention anything I havent said in this post please. Ive slipped most spoilers for them because no one cares about them like I do, I wanna keep it that way. This is such a sleeper hit of a ship ughh these chicken shits.
I'm back to edit this after posting it because I remembered KIDD WAS CRYING. HE HAD FUCKING TEARS IN HIS EYES. HE KNEELED IN FRONT OF KILLER WITH TEARS IN HIS EYES. I'M SO FUCKING SICK. KIDD, THE PROUDEST MAN IN THE WORLD KNEELED AT KILLERS FEET AND CRIED, BEGGING HIM TO STOP LAUGHING. AND THE REASON HE IS BROUGHT TO THE POINT OF TEARS AT KILLERS LAUGH ISN'T BECAUSE HE DOESN'T LIKE HIS LAUGH BUT BECAUSE KILLER HATES HIS LAUGH. BECAUSE THE IDEA OF KILLER DOING THIS THING HE HATES CRUSHES HIM. TO THE POINT OF TEARS AND BEGGING. I NEED THESE TWO FAGS. I WANT TO CRUSH THEM IN MY HANDS LIKE BUGS
