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Sent a 12 year old on a fake Hero’s Journey last week and holy shit he actually did it

I just felt someone Z-target me

[clearly circle-strafing you] don't be ridiculous

Make it the cutest man car door hook hand

World Heritage Post

every time you make art of any kind, a stat that is not visible to the player goes up. also, this is the most important stat in the game

does singing in the shower count as art

does a strong as fuck ice mummy have ice powers

does writing fanfiction count as art

don't make me say the mummy thing again

Come on now. He would prioritize the ring. I would prioritize my child.

it’s 2014 it’s time we moved on as a nation and stop reblogging this

every person who reblogs this in 2015 is gonna get their ass kicked by yours truly

nobody numa numas like they used to

(wistfully) mai-ia-hee... mai-ia- hoo....