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(guy who's not getting anything done voice) I need to learn every skill and all information

I get that sex and drugs are fun but even im like. at least have a 3rd thing. at least one more hobby. you can have a 3rd hobby. this isnt a purity thing this is a some of u are fucking boring thing.

rock & roll

girl i just walked into that one like a coyote with a painted tunnel

My boss was like “Do you have any idea how much money we’re losing” like who cares, it’s not like they would give it to me otherwise

Have our investors tried making coffee at home and not eating out so much?

אני חושב שספינר זה לאפסים ויויו זה הכי טוב שיש לאללה!!!

Hell yeah white baby

Art is by BreadPanes: instagram

Every 17 years, we have one of those Summers where there are millions of cicadas. Why is that the only bug that does that? Imagine if we had a Summer with millions of leaf bugs. I'd be like, what is this, Autumn?

כאילו נחמד מצידה שהיא כאילו מפצה על היום הורים שהיא פספסה בכך שהיא שולחת למורה מתנה, אבל תאמת, לטעמי, היא הייתה צריכה לגשת לעידו.

phone somehow autocorrected "the joker" to "the worker." why so devoid of class consciousness, batman

It exists and it's called Portland, Oregon

It exists and it's called Portland, Oregon

damn your pussy fat and long and hard and outside

I habe some bad news

BOTH TOWERS?