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Sent a 12 year old on a fake Hero’s Journey last week and holy shit he actually did it

I just felt someone Z-target me

[clearly circle-strafing you] don't be ridiculous

Make it the cutest man car door hook hand

World Heritage Post

every time you make art of any kind, a stat that is not visible to the player goes up. also, this is the most important stat in the game

does singing in the shower count as art

does a strong as fuck ice mummy have ice powers

does writing fanfiction count as art

don't make me say the mummy thing again

Come on now. He would prioritize the ring. I would prioritize my child.

it’s 2014 it’s time we moved on as a nation and stop reblogging this

every person who reblogs this in 2015 is gonna get their ass kicked by yours truly

nobody numa numas like they used to

(wistfully) mai-ia-hee... mai-ia- hoo....

pride on tumblr is so fun!!!11!!! the heart turns into a rainbow when you hit the like button 😆😆😆 the tumblr staff and algorithm continues to be exceedingly transphobic and especially transmisogynistic. trans women are getting banned left and right for merely existing. please don’t let another version of rainbow capitalism distract you

You can lie when you name things