Hi, I'm Blues!

If you regret a permanent body alteration you got and your immediate thought is "raise the legal age for everybody who can do this" instead of "Maybe I, specifically, was a dipshit" you need to get Gotten by a mountain lion

If they're of legal age they're definitionally not kids, and there are countless existing warnings and barriers for getting permanent body alterations. Your personal regret is obviously one thing, "I wish someone had stopped me" is a common excuse espoused by people who feel present day shame or regret. But one's own regret doesn't give them the authority to attempt wrestling the entire legal apparatus to bend society towards stopping other people from attaining those same body alterations, just because you wish you'd had more barriers to run into to stop you from getting what you thought you wanted

thank you, much better

btw it is sexy and cool to uplift and admire people who have skills you wish you had without using their ability as a stick to beat yourself with. even and especially if you are jealous of them.

who remember vine 😂 that shit was funny or not, depending

God forbid women do anything

DONT CLICK ON THAT!!! whew. sorry. just be careful.. many people dont know that .pdf stands for “poison dart frog.”

[the most low energy you have ever seen me] we’re about to go crazy mode

small town diner waitress voice: Omelas? Oh, oh no, easy mistake, you're in oh - MAY - las right now, with an A. Plenty' people get the name mixed up. Nope, no utopia here, just our small little town. *face gets really grim* We do still.. Okay well we do still have a kid that we... I mean it isn't working but- well- You know. It- It's fine. I'm sure it'll start working soon.

texting everyone in my friends list “see what happens when you disobey me?” when the eclipse starts

@froggied

you seem avoidant for a girl who’s so hungry to experience the full breadth of human connection