#mywaterloggedsoul

just remembered that time i instinctively called my sister’s friend’s mom abusive for making her daughter get a nose job she didn’t want in front of my mother who made me get braces i didn’t want

i just don’t think parents should be allowed to force their children to get completely unnecessary cosmetic surgery they don’t want sorryyyyyy

Getting down on my knees and thanking the humans who invented dishwashers and washing machines.

InsNe that dishwashers are more efficient and easier than just washing them manually but they also use less water. It’s a win win situation

They ALSO sterilize dishes, due to operating at a far higher temperature than human hands could ever tolerate. It's a win every way.

Conservative beauty standards are back with a vengeance which means it's especially important to go out this summer with bellies out and bodies unshaved. Also be unapologetically disabled with mobility aids and wearable medical devices and stim toys and ear defenders and all that stuff. You need it. People need to see it. Everyone needs to be reminded that life is unquestioningly more enjoyable when you're not living inside an arbitrary set of rules created by people who are offended by all the wrong things.

Last night was a thousand year old scrap of linen paper painstakingly re-assembled by a team of archeologists

All the roads they have to walk are literally winding. Don't even get me started on the lights

so many people post like they are from the dimension of No Misogyny because the misogyny all around them just registers to them as fine and normal

the thing about evangelizers is that it is fundamentally rude to walk up to strangers and try to convince them to change religions, but even non/loose christians who don't evangelize don't understand this

Look, I understand that we might seem rude from your point of view. But from our point of view we are literally trying to save your life.

"might seem rude" and its advocating for a white supremacist's colonizer religion that you dress up in paternalistic saviorite "you dont know how much danger youre in, i know more about your problems than you do" but if someone flips the script on you worthless niggas and says hey dont be christian! youre not actually happy contributing to the continued death and flattening of multiple cultures and belief systems all in service of a singular patriarchal god who has a REALLY bad track record of stopping genocide or literally like. almost any suffering. then suddenly SUDDENLYYYYYYYY you losers are actually being persecuted and discriminated against and youre just being niiiiice. youre just being so nice. save your bullshit for someone who cares.

did a bit of driving through the state of georgia today and wound up driving through a small town that i later discovered was called newborn, which is an odd name but doesn’t technically have anything wrong with it, except for the fact that i nearly gave myself whiplash doing a double-take at a building sign advertising NEWBORN TAXIDERMY